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Old 21st Feb 2020, 22:12
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Drop Bear Heroin Addiction! The story at six o'clock!

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Old 22nd Feb 2020, 05:32
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Nurse, NURSE, This one needs new Duracell Batteries.
(Yes I know we are not supposed to blatantly advertise, but the joke does not work by saying, Unbranded AA cells)
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Old 22nd Feb 2020, 05:33
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Cilla thinks she may need a new Wedding Hat
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Old 22nd Feb 2020, 05:37
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With the demise of the 'Star Wars' franchise, Kenny Baker looks for any work he can get,
Tom Cruise is however rescued when Top Gun Maverick is premiered
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Old 22nd Feb 2020, 05:41
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Yong Fat Won on Holiday in Australia when he got mixed up in the Bushfires tries to protest they have confused him with a Koala
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Old 22nd Feb 2020, 07:57
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No, we gave Hoskins at the end the Stars & Stripes because he thinks he's got a Grizzly Bear cub.
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Old 22nd Feb 2020, 07:59
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Bruce, second from right, has just realised the Safe Animal Service was not the acronym he thought it would be.
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Old 22nd Feb 2020, 08:53
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Second right: "I think mine's just had a crap."
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Old 22nd Feb 2020, 09:03
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Man first right, no it don't smell of bamboo shoots so it must be you
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Old 22nd Feb 2020, 09:04
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Female Army Vet. No sorry due to the Green party we cannot supply nappies
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Old 22nd Feb 2020, 09:09
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Join the Army they said. See the World they said. Fight for your Country they said. WTF
Yes but when the Girls see you being the caring sharing man they are all looking for you are sure to get ...... when you get home
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Old 22nd Feb 2020, 11:09
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So what names have you give them. Coca / Pepsi / Diet

Silly names, Coca Koala, Pepsi Koala, Diet Koala................. they will never catch on.
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Old 22nd Feb 2020, 11:43
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Australia. Proud member of the Koalalition of the Willing!
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Old 22nd Feb 2020, 16:08
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Sleeps, farts, doped up and has no idea what day it is, yup just like my teenagers.
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Old 22nd Feb 2020, 18:00
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The transition program for Troops who were returning from Afghanistan as new fathers was showing results.
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Old 22nd Feb 2020, 18:29
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Nutty, sitting comfortably on Busters lap, said 'Now watch what you are doing with your left hand...BUSTER ...
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Old 22nd Feb 2020, 18:46
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Hoskins misunderstood the "loaded for bear" order.
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Old 22nd Feb 2020, 18:49
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Brenda Hoskins was unimpressed when hubby came home smelling of something and claimed he had a bear ass next to him all day long. Even the dog house was off limits.
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Old 22nd Feb 2020, 18:50
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Hey Baldie, what you holding in you hand....
It's a bear ass, closest I have been near one of those since Muriel took the house, dog, boat and kids.
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Old 22nd Feb 2020, 19:59
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When Kylie asked for help in finding her pussy, the Army were only too glad to help
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