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Old 7th Jan 2020, 15:14
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Bic's novel approach to automobile technology proved that no ink-line was too steep for its prototype.
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Bic had made a generous gift to Lady Pen-elope but were less than happy to discover it was being driven by Parker.
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Are you ..

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..these pace notes take us to park fermé on the Monte Carlo Rally Wiggings?
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"Just drive straight into that 45 gallon drum then I'll pull the lever on the side to fill her up!"
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Penelope Pitstop takes the company car for a spin up the Alps. Thinks 'Damn Cyclists get everywhere'
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In the Tour De Yorkshire, where everything's done right, the lead it taken by the Hovis bread delivery truck.
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Millennial child to parent, Hi mum what's a Bic?
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Horace the Hedgehog feels a lot safer on the road
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No, the pricks are inside...
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Of course it's environmentally sound, it uses green ink.
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“Who’s driving?”
”Penny, of course.”
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When BIC decided to diversify, it was soon apparent that hiring Gerry Anderson as designer was not without a few issues

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The Cannon Ball Point Pen Run was becoming a major headache for cops across America...
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It handles very well. It was test-driven by Jeffrey Quill.
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Is it diesel? No, unleaded...
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It's automated in every way, it even writes its own speeding tickets...
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Don't drink and Drive! (Not even a small sharpener).
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Are we on the write course?
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"The name's Bond. Basildon Bond."
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In an attempt to break the land speed record, the engineering team first explored the vehicle's envelope.
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