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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 12th Jan 2021, 13:39
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“Stop, Sir. We’ve just found another box of parts ... the label says Rudder Pedals. Bloody Ikea!”
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Old 12th Jan 2021, 16:07
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These are called Chemtrail Dispensers......dunno what a dispenser is however, but we need to wear these helmets.
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Old 12th Jan 2021, 16:09
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Your orders are to locate and destroy the PM Cycling round Olympic Park as a show of solidarity with the NHS.
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Old 12th Jan 2021, 16:12
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Ok, you make a wok wok wok wok sound and I will shake the stick for 50 minutes, that should suffice
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Old 12th Jan 2021, 16:15
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Old 12th Jan 2021, 16:29
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Timmy's firework was so detailed you'd swear it was full-size. It was almost a shame to light the fuse.
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Old 12th Jan 2021, 17:03
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NHS Service in case you forgot to shake your medication before taking
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Old 12th Jan 2021, 17:06
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Harvey, is that a B17 or a B24 I see before us, bloody vibrations can't focus my eyes
Clot it's a H110 FIRE
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Old 13th Jan 2021, 05:43
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Yep, I think this'll get you that Section 8 now Max.
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Old 13th Jan 2021, 07:39
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Last orders pliz, I'll judge around 8pm this evening...
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Old 13th Jan 2021, 09:08
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Phew! Rough landing there Hoskins. By my reckoning, I’d suggest there’s at least four skid marks....
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Old 13th Jan 2021, 10:14
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Some guy called Heath-Robinson built it. Works perfectly, but we'll probably go with Boeing.

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Old 13th Jan 2021, 10:15
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Trump brings the new Marine One into service, days before Biden takes over.
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Old 13th Jan 2021, 10:41
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New motorway police helicopter to take out idiots on the roads!!
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Old 13th Jan 2021, 10:43
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ATC.... Unknown aircraft approaching the coast. Launch the QRA....
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Old 13th Jan 2021, 10:47
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It's Fire and Forget...Launch the missiles and you can forget getting back to the field.
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Old 13th Jan 2021, 10:48
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When you launch the missiles don't Trump. They are heat seekers.
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Old 13th Jan 2021, 12:03
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....and to think this used to be the Best thing since Sliced Bread...
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Old 13th Jan 2021, 15:39
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Outside Fort Knox, Blofield prepares to ask the guards nicely to open the Depository door.
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Old 13th Jan 2021, 18:15
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ummm..Kilty.... it was Goldfinger.....
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