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Old 8th Jan 2021, 13:59
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After Brexit cuts off access to Alpine cheese, Britain experiments with local production.
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 14:06
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Nope, think we are still OK with Covid Distancing
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 14:10
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At Portsmouth Dockyard, the Queen Elizabeth Carrier gets ready to welcome Andrew as he flies his wife onto the deck.
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 15:48
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Typical Navy and the herd mentality
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 15:49
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OK At 500 foot the ropes securely attached so Cow Bungee Jump for Charity is a goer. Check the cameras running and Go Go Go...
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 15:50
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As long as it remains on heat we can deploy it as an IR missile countermeasure.
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 15:54
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Following on from secret Chem-trail trials the RN was secretly photographed carrying out methane dispensing trials.
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 15:58
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Express Dairies give up on electric milk floats and deliver direct to the customer:

Mrs Housewife in Knutsford: "Is it pasteurised?"

Milkman: "Yes luv, it just flew past your eyes didn't it?"
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 15:59
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RN Steakholders fly in for their annual board meeting.
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 17:15
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Cleopatra fancied a bath in Asses milk. However the Navy was all out of Asses ( believe that at your peril) so offer Cows milk instead.
Delivered by the Eunoch. ...
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 17:21
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Pilot to Loadie
Why the bandage round it's arse?
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Methane Retention system, Sir, makes it lighter, we are at max load...
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Just get it to jump up...
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 17:26
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Mobile Cow Anti Submarine torpedo system gets its first airborne trials
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 17:42
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They heard that a Philippines fishing boat was once sunk by a cow, so they are going to try it out on the French...
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 18:00
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BOSS, good news, I’ve managed to hook you a new leather flying jacket, the bad news is you might have to wrestle it off the current owner.
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 18:03
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I hope this is within our post-BREXIT fishing quota.
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 19:39
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Taking a cue from the Kriegsmarine, the Royal Navy deploys a milk cow for submarine resupply.
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 20:11
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When we were called up to the Cairngorms by the Mountain Rescue Team I seriously did not expect it to be a Giraffe ....
Upon return to Base the crew put in for never being rostered with the Pilot
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 20:18
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Upon being seen by Dr Doolittle at the Vets, it was reported the Cow said " Oh no not again "
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 20:20
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Gertrude the Cow later claimed the flight hours.
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 20:23
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Upon landing at the DZ, 3 Para were surprised to find the Jeep had been swooped at Liverpool Airport
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