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Old 22nd Dec 2020, 09:48
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Right ladies, thats the 'anti grope' suits fitted...off to the mess for lunch!
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Old 22nd Dec 2020, 09:53
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What do you mean the flights scrubbed?
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Old 22nd Dec 2020, 09:54
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We call it human pass the parcel.
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Old 22nd Dec 2020, 09:57
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Don’t worry love, with looks like that, what you’re wearing is the least of your worries.
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Old 22nd Dec 2020, 09:58
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Why do the men refer to some of us women as beaver?
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Old 22nd Dec 2020, 10:03
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Ah these must be the new MOD pads with wings
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Old 22nd Dec 2020, 10:04
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They are Women. ..?
Knew my appointment at Specsavers was over due
or
Eyesight test fail. Grounded
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Old 22nd Dec 2020, 10:06
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Right Glady, that's the tank filled with ( ahem ) Vacine, so when we fly down the M20 above the lorries pull the knob and let the French and German truckers have it.
Make sure it's the right knob this time...
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Old 22nd Dec 2020, 10:07
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How many pilots does it take to fly a single-seater aeroplane?
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Old 22nd Dec 2020, 10:10
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No you clot that's not where the Tampon goes, didn't your mum teach you anything??
But Sarge I have a nose bleed due to the altitude
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Old 22nd Dec 2020, 10:14
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....and this time correctly identity friend or foe before opening fire. Think we got away with it last time with Santa. When tbe troops rescued him.

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Old 22nd Dec 2020, 10:19
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(Re the above) I say Glad, you don't think anybody will mistake us for chaps will they?
I don't mind a bit if they do Ethel - I'm asserting my right to identify as a man!
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Old 22nd Dec 2020, 10:54
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They are Women. ..?
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There were some in the WRAF I used to ask that very question
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Old 22nd Dec 2020, 11:53
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Rock, Scissors , Paper to see who gets to sit up front with the Pilot.
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Old 22nd Dec 2020, 11:56
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One on tbe right

IT JUST IS ALRIGHT....!!!!!

ohh time of the month is it....
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Old 22nd Dec 2020, 12:07
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So I said, "but Sir, pieces are falling off the aircraft." And he said "there's a war on -- take the bit between your teeth and get on with it."
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Old 22nd Dec 2020, 17:00
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They say before every mission we get an egg, trouble I’m having is finding someone willing to fertilise it.
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I really do think you need to change your Colostomy bag sir
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“If you don’t stop fiddling with my flaps I’ll kick you in the slats!”
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Having landed it was later discovered the flight had over estimated the clearance under the wooden bridge
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