Caption Competition Mk II

[Kiltrash]

In Germany, Sweden and England for example, main highways were trialed as emergency runways. However in Florida, Accadia Avenue was found to be not suitable due to FO(r)D
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[Kiltrash]

Hurricane Trump blew through downtown Miami causing catastrophic damage in its wake.
" Car gets blown under aircraft " was tbe headline in the Herald.

[Dan Gerous]

That's the last time I get in a car with you Hoskins.

[Wensleydale]

"Airfield Driving Permit?? What Airfield Driving Permit?"

[Chu Chu]

Looks like the engine did most of the damage, officer. Let's keep this simple for the insurance company and say I was hit by a Continental.

[Kiltrash]

While driving down the runway, checking the visability, the fog suddenly lifted

[NutLoose]

Bloody backseat drivers....

[Kiltrash]

Well I think it's a Lycomming in Walmington-on-Sea

damm predictive text, was meant to be Wyoming

[Kiltrash]

No Idiot, the A4 is not Heathrow third Runway

[Wensleydale]

"I don't care if it IS the eleventh day of Christmas. I don't want any bl**dy pipers, thankyou!!"

[Kiltrash]

This is Radio MCAS on 1068 am and over to the eye in the sky for your commute travel news. Last we heard from Jeff was a breakdown on the Turnpike and he was going down for a closer look.
Jeff what's the latest....Jeff what's the latest.... Jeff Jeff
Jeff " better call me a Ambulance "
Your a Ambulance ha ha what a joker he is..

[treadigraph]

The cork looks to be at the bottom of the tank... last orders and I'll declare the next winner around 8pm!

[Kiltrash]

Pilot...Was on my way to the scrapping pan, Can you give me a lift?
Driver,,, Well was not heading that way myself, but circumstances change...

[Kiltrash]

Well who would have thought that, We both have the same Insurance Company, Makes processing the claim(s) simpler

[Kiltrash]

The inside of the cockpit was not also yellow, well till just before the accident it wasn't.

[Kiltrash]

The Pilot was heading for Croydon airport in 1920, when (s)he flew through a time warp, and discovered it was now a parking lot for unsold cars in 2020. ,

[Wensleydale]

"That's the last time that I book a Fly-Drive holiday deal".

[treadigraph]

OK, scores on the doors...

A few also rans...

Hydromet

There are some things that just weren't meant to be carried on roof racks.

Chu Chu

I kept telling him not to park on the runway, but he finally put paid to the Piper.

and

Looks like the engine did most of the damage, officer. Let's keep this simple for the insurance company and say I was hit by a Continental.

Buster

Bond
Yes Q.
Did I not mention anything about ejecting a passenger near a runway?

C52

Pilot: "Good job that car was there or I'd have scraped the right wing on the ground."

Martin the Martian

You think that's something, let me tell you about this time I was flying Jaguars in Oman...

However, coming in on a wing and a prayer with a very close second is:

Kiltrash

Policeman: How do you spell Hoskins?

But he was just pipped to the post by

Cattletruck

Taxi? Dial 8KCAB.

Yeah, I know it's a Cub, Cattletruck knows it's a Cub but I still liked it...

Well done mate, CST is heading down to you for a bit of a sunshine...

Apparently a loss of power during take off...

[cattletruck]

Thanks treadi, the CST is on the mantlepiece. Lets try this one.

[Buster Hyman]

"....but, we don't have a tailgunner"