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Old 16th Dec 2020, 10:56
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Dont worry kiddies that's not the real Santa, she's busy checking her list to see whose been naughty or nice.
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Old 16th Dec 2020, 10:57
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Santa and the Elf Recon troop RTB, after doing this years naughty list.
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Old 16th Dec 2020, 12:26
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The Covid Marshalls are seen to obey current regulations. You can meet up with seven and one in fancy dress only if there is 28 days in the month ... or more
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Old 16th Dec 2020, 12:28
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Santa and the elves get in early practice for the 2021 London Marathon.
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Old 16th Dec 2020, 12:32
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The Trooper with the stick only later found out it was in fact stuck in a lump of concrete

( well that's what it looked to me....SPECSAVERS )
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Old 16th Dec 2020, 16:39
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No worries about him - remember that scene where the Vicar of Dibley falls into a 5' deep puddle?
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Old 16th Dec 2020, 17:33
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After yet another Pi$$ Poor Performance by the Arsenal, ( loosing 0-1 at home to Southampton ) the players are escorted one at a time to their cars by the Woolwich Cadets.
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Old 16th Dec 2020, 17:52
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Look on the bright side, it won’t show the blood up if you get shot.
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Old 16th Dec 2020, 17:54
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We found him impersonating a red coat.
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Second man at the back, I wish you stop trying to shag my leg.
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Old 16th Dec 2020, 17:57
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Look here Rudolf, it was either I punch you in the nose and give you a red one, or you wear the hat band.
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Old 16th Dec 2020, 18:04
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Im sure the boss said raid over the border into Mexico and bring back Santana, not this guy.
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Old 16th Dec 2020, 18:20
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Fourth from the right -- I get the whole shorter Christmas thing, but would it really have hurt anything if I'd been Santa again this year?
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Old 16th Dec 2020, 18:36
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What's with Joe ?

Oh, He thinks the DSC means the Distinguished Santa Cross, and he wants one.
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Old 16th Dec 2020, 18:53
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Look Santa, we will release you when you agree Trump is on the naughty step and you agree not to deliver the confiscated golf hole flags to him.
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Old 16th Dec 2020, 18:56
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Hey Bloggs, what's with the Santa suit ?

It's my new camo.

What the Fu*ck ?

Well I am going on the theory that the snipers will shoot you before they shoot Santa....
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Old 16th Dec 2020, 19:02
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Damned Commie, better red than dead huh!
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Old 16th Dec 2020, 19:06
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We will find your sleigh Santa, as long as we can have a barrel of booze!!!
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Old 16th Dec 2020, 19:26
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Snowy White and the Seven No Longer Vertically Challenged Squaddies volunteer for panto duties...
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In a few months, someone might be saying "I haven't won CapCom since Santa was a gunny sergeant."
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