Caption Competition Mk II
"What is the military value of the item on the right?"
- "We place them 2m apart all around the coast and they stop invading ships."
- "And what do the man and the water add?"
- "That's a very good question."
- "We place them 2m apart all around the coast and they stop invading ships."
- "And what do the man and the water add?"
- "That's a very good question."
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Manneken Piss has grown up...
Tragedy struck during the attempt at the world water speed record for powered ski, when shortly after the commencement of the first flying kilometre, "Sharkey" McDoodle discovered he only had 20m of hose.
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Judging time. Some great entries, but we must have a winner.
in 3rd, Treadigraph with "Legs wider apart Kev, or I'll never get through there..."
In 2nd, Wensleydale with "The first rule of War Fighting. Know your Enema."
And 1st with a new slant on the parachutist/gasfitter joke
Surplus with, "'Oi, do you know anything about plumbing?' "No, do you know anything about fire hydrants?"
in 3rd, Treadigraph with "Legs wider apart Kev, or I'll never get through there..."
In 2nd, Wensleydale with "The first rule of War Fighting. Know your Enema."
And 1st with a new slant on the parachutist/gasfitter joke
Surplus with, "'Oi, do you know anything about plumbing?' "No, do you know anything about fire hydrants?"
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A worthy winner! And I'd forgotten the parachutist/gasfitter joke...
After being caught boffing the CO's missus, Bloggs' excuse was that he was attempting to resuscitate her with artificial insemination...
After being caught boffing the CO's missus, Bloggs' excuse was that he was attempting to resuscitate her with artificial insemination...
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After 22 hours without writing a caption, Treadigraph and Kiltrash were starting to go stir-crazy...
(Just keeping it on P1!)
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Ahhhh rug rats.... screaming sh*t machines... they’ll never catch on.