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Old 3rd Dec 2020, 11:19
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Thank God this one hasn't got props, Rudolph's antlers still haven't grown fully back after tangling with that Herc during training.




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Old 3rd Dec 2020, 11:33
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And in an unfortunate incident, the Christmas decorations fell off over Tehran...
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"Scare him? Sure did. I think he took a bite out of his seat Hank!"
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Blitzen to Rudolf - C'mon just a bit faster and we can get a free ride across the Atlantic. It'll be hard work after all the port and sherry in Europe otherwise...
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All this night time flying cargo, wish I had a day job.
Oh stop complaining, isn't like you have to load the thing as well on a cold, wet and draughty apron.
( bloody pilots, always moaning )
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Pilot to Boom operator
Heard the sonic boom, think the F35's must be early, nothing on radar yet so get ready
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All was well till we hired Diane Abbott to do the weights and balance
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Old 3rd Dec 2020, 18:29
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Santa did not anticipate the re designed Sleigh MAX had a unexpected nose up when he applied power
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Boomer to Pilot. Tesco's here, Damm good this delivery service, hope they remembered me Broon Ale
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Boomer to Pilot. Santa is asking where the chimney is so he can deliver our presents, what do I tell him ?

Pilot to Boomer, tell him no need to give me presents, just being an Air Force pilot is good enough for me !

Boomer to Pilot: Never mind.....
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Old 3rd Dec 2020, 23:48
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Well - that was a fantastic selection of captions - such good quality throughout.

Honourable mentions to the following:

NutLoose - Thank God this one hasn't got props, Rudolph's antlers still haven't grown fully back after tangling with that Herc during training.

622 - "Boomer to Pilot....positive ID, looks like Reindeer"

"Roger, thanks for the weather update....but don't call me dear on duty"

Wensleydale - If we can hide under this thing then NORAD will not be able to track us this year!

Surplus - Santa's No2 was Dasher, he was known as the brown nose reindeer, just as fast as Rudolph, but rubbish brakes.

Dan Gerous - 364 days to do the pre-flight, and you forgot to check the fuel!

However - because I love a pun my winner is:

treadigraph with "Fill 'em up, Jet Hay 1 please..."

CST is jingling its way over to you!
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Old 4th Dec 2020, 01:09
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Welll done all and well done to Cim for an excellent first picture and entry into the competition.
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Old 4th Dec 2020, 03:01
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I actually laughed aloud at this one:
Santa did not anticipate the re designed Sleigh MAX had a unexpected nose up when he applied power
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Blimey, thank you Cim, most kind!

See what this one unleashes over the weekend....


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After a good feed of sauerkraut, the lads needed to raise one leg, open their greatcoats, and let rip...
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Nutty fondly remembers his Army days...
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Lt. Gruber was totally wrong with his interpretation of Blitzkreig.
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Rehearsals of "Springtime for Hitler" went on into winter.
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We're trying to lure out the von Trapps, we know they're here somewhere.
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The nostalgia week of "Lets Dance", the German version of Strictly, did not go down too well with the viewers.
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