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Old 12th Feb 2021, 09:07
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Liverpool Airport - someone stole the runway.
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Old 12th Feb 2021, 09:07
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"Hoskins, I'm not sure the inflatable canards work."
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Old 12th Feb 2021, 09:09
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Passengers soon realised that Ryanairs new service from Dublin to London City...in fact landed 30 miles east of the capital and then a boat service would have to be taken!
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Old 12th Feb 2021, 09:10
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No Hoskins...ramming the migrants boats is not a cost effective way of stopping them!
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Old 12th Feb 2021, 09:12
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Autoland using GPS: fine till the Russians modify the satellites.
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Old 12th Feb 2021, 09:13
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Finally a use for all those 737Max's ....fishing trips!


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Old 12th Feb 2021, 09:13
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In an effort for further savings and considering the meaning of the term "boarding", the ryanair think tank found a new way to save in airport fees. Next step is to wet lease the caspian sea monster.
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Old 12th Feb 2021, 09:16
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"Sergeant Pipkins - get yourself and Smith down to the Tyne sharpish. Report of some sort of illegal COVID gathering."
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Old 12th Feb 2021, 09:20
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Hoskins, this wasn't quite what I meant by company being in the race to the bottom.
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Old 12th Feb 2021, 09:55
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Ryan Air's new one way service to downtown Venice proved extremely popular.
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Old 12th Feb 2021, 09:56
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A water taxi sir to the quayside sir? That's extra...
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Old 12th Feb 2021, 10:19
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If he was that good a pilot, he would have put it back on the runway.
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Old 12th Feb 2021, 10:20
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When I said float it on I meant....ohhh never mind.
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Old 12th Feb 2021, 10:22
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No wonder it's sinking, I told you Mavis not to pack that packet of tampons for heavy bleeders, I bet they're in the rear cargo hold.
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Old 12th Feb 2021, 10:22
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I see Goose is still getting his own back on Maverick...


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Old 12th Feb 2021, 10:23
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All I said was can I have a splash of water in my whisky.
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Old 12th Feb 2021, 10:26
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The Extinction rebellions were furious over the Hudson being used as a runway and rushed to the scene and climbed on it in an effort to halt the plane from taking off.
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Old 12th Feb 2021, 10:49
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After the Catalina's success, Ryanair start operating a Highland Hub from Inverness/Loch Ness airport

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Old 12th Feb 2021, 11:11
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"Geezuzz Sully! Enough with the Vindaloo's before a duty!"
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Old 12th Feb 2021, 11:12
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With Victoria locking down again, the Murray was the only feasible option...
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