Caption Competition Mk II
Rudolf stop that ! There is no time to hump that things leg !
"Hey, Rudolph, why is it taking so long to plug in?"
"We are down by 3 reindeer, Santa: Dancer pulled a fetlock on Dancing with the Stars, Prancer got beaten up outside a gay bar, and Donner is having reassignment surgery to become Donna."
(mumbles) "Every bloody Xmas there is something new, mumble mumble..."
"We are down by 3 reindeer, Santa: Dancer pulled a fetlock on Dancing with the Stars, Prancer got beaten up outside a gay bar, and Donner is having reassignment surgery to become Donna."
(mumbles) "Every bloody Xmas there is something new, mumble mumble..."
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Rumours that a Covid superspreader was on the loose weren't unfounded...
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If you don't start pulling Donner, you will be on the menu tonight as a kebab.
Boom Operator to Navigator.
Hank, remember you were telling us in the crew room about your affair with Mrs Clause. Well i think someone wants a word.
Hank, remember you were telling us in the crew room about your affair with Mrs Clause. Well i think someone wants a word.
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On Decembet 24th Ascot 14 suffered dual engine failure and was drifting down to a watery grave and all hope was lost when out of nowhere the crew felt the speed and altitude slowly increasing. Having called Mayday the intercepting fighter was surprised to find this and only footage from the gun camera was able to show what was happening. The Air Force apologise to all the children of the world that there will however be no presents this year. The rescue choppers found no trace of Santa, Reindeer or Sleigh, only a muddy puddle.
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Rudolf to Santa, wave off, repeat, wave off, this one doesn't award loyalty points...
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He's refusing to serve us Boss, he says he saw his mommy kissing you last year...