On Decembet 24th Ascot 14 suffered dual engine failure and was drifting down to a watery grave and all hope was lost when out of nowhere the crew felt the speed and altitude slowly increasing. Having called Mayday the intercepting fighter was surprised to find this and only footage from the gun camera was able to show what was happening. The Air Force apologise to all the children of the world that there will however be no presents this year. The rescue choppers found no trace of Santa, Reindeer or Sleigh, only a muddy puddle.