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Old 27th Jan 2021, 22:07
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Who’s the guy over by the wing ?

Oh he was guy driving, he was so far behind the airplane he is just catching up now !
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Old 27th Jan 2021, 22:42
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Yes... while it looks good Smith, I think we will stick to using the Jet Provost fuselage as an equestrian jump.
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Old 28th Jan 2021, 00:39
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Everything was going fine until Hoskins wound the rubber band up too tight and it broke.
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Old 28th Jan 2021, 03:57
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"They are driving up from the Wellington Air Show with the wheel that you left in the under-run to the runway, sir!"
"Mumble mumble......."
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Old 28th Jan 2021, 05:08
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At Bruntingthorpe the Blue Peter Charity Aircraft Pull was going well, till the developers ripped up the runway earlier than planned
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Old 28th Jan 2021, 05:11
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Once we get the rope stowed you are good to go for the 30000 foot Charity Bungee
Good luck ( mumbles) you'll need it.
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Old 28th Jan 2021, 05:13
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Delayed parachute Ejaculation.
oops auto fill wrong again
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Old 28th Jan 2021, 07:36
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Old 28th Jan 2021, 07:38
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Mind where you put yer feet - we're looking for Skipper's contact lens...
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Old 28th Jan 2021, 07:47
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"Scampton Combine, Scampton Combine, Scampton Combine. Scampton is BLACK. I've just had an abortion on the runway".

(Based upon a real broadcast over Tower frequency by a young lady at Lossiemouth many years ago).
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Old 28th Jan 2021, 08:01
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As the commanders retirement flight does not go quite according to plan..
" Do you think it's still a good idea for the stripper to jump out of the cake and cry surprise surprise."
( thoughts of as in Under Seige )
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Old 28th Jan 2021, 08:01
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Absolute classic Wensleydale, I'm bloody glad my coffee was safely on the table!
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Old 28th Jan 2021, 09:13
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I'll have you know were 617 Sqn, the Sqn of the Bouncing Bomb...er fame. and it did as designed, on the last bounce it rolled back and sank down the concrete
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Old 28th Jan 2021, 10:55
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Vulcan ‘ell!

or

Oh chute!
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Old 28th Jan 2021, 10:56
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No. Neither the Skipper nor I saw any Sky Divers. Why do you ask?
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Old 28th Jan 2021, 10:57
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Would you like to put some water through that hose?
No thanks. I went in the Mess before coming out here.
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Old 28th Jan 2021, 10:59
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You know, when the Aircraft is warning you about Bank angle, it’s not blurry talking about Jodrell Bank!!!
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Old 28th Jan 2021, 11:00
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Hoskins. I know I’ve mentioned this before...many times actually....but, when I say “plough the field”......
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Old 28th Jan 2021, 14:05
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For once Hoskins was glad to be in Jankers in Gibraltar. At least they cant blame me this time.
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Old 28th Jan 2021, 14:07
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No Hal,... I clearly remember saying, You have control.
Hal, ..But we don't have Autoland III capability...
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