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Old 29th Sep 2020, 06:59
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"You put your nose wheel in,
you take your nose wheel out,
You put your nose wheel in, and you shake it all about..."
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Old 29th Sep 2020, 07:16
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Balancing stones on the beach.....pah... watch this
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Old 29th Sep 2020, 07:16
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Well that's something the F35 cannot do
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Old 29th Sep 2020, 07:18
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Trials go well on the Carrier cross deck catapult trials
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Old 29th Sep 2020, 07:28
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The identity of the B777 pilot that wheelies along the 10000 foot runway is finally revealed
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Wot! No bridle catcher?


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See, I told you. If you fill the rear tanks first, you can get another 2 jets stacked on deck.
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Wow, that Roll On Roll Off stealth carrier really is stealthy.
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Lt Hoskins quickly recalculated the stopping distance, and belatedly spotted his error ...
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Old 29th Sep 2020, 10:40
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"During takeoff I always keep my eyes closed until I hear the nosewheel lift off. Then I open them because I know I'm at 100 feet climbing..............JEEZ!... wish I was back on Harriers!"
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The Beijing Naval Treaty of 2022 limited carrier deck lengths for second-category powers. Here, the United States tests a virtual flight-deck extension, which it hopes will help it close the gap with Russia and China.
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Old 29th Sep 2020, 12:08
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Pilot thinks 'Thank God I forgot to put my watch on this morning'
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Old 29th Sep 2020, 12:08
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At the Fail Safe holding point
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Old 29th Sep 2020, 12:10
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Come back they have surrendered
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Hank applied the thrust setting for a Nimitz class forgetting he had cross decked with a QE Class.
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Old 29th Sep 2020, 12:15
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Hang on a minute lads, I've got a great idea.
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Hoskins suddenly remembered that he'd forgotten to renew his life insurance.
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Old 29th Sep 2020, 13:13
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"Anything you can do, I can do better."


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Old 29th Sep 2020, 14:07
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Whilst everyone knew he could land on a dime, nobody realised that there was a dime at the edge of the deck.





Last edited by Buster Hyman; 29th Sep 2020 at 14:08. Reason: Added Current CapCom pic
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Photo taken moments before Hank earned his new nickname, Thunderbird 4.
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