Caption Competition Mk II

[Kiltrash]

Originally Posted by Penny Washers

"It's all right chaps. I had the hangar door key in my pocket after all."

For that hangar behind us. Quick get it inside. .no one will notice

[CAEBr]

It was due to Rotor Growth - similar to Swept Wing growth when taxiing - Distance to the hangar varies between 4ft and 24ft every 90 degrees of rotation.

[Chu Chu]

It's not my fault. The light-gray and light-blue hangar lacked conspicuity against the broken cloud behind it.

[Kiltrash]

And this explains why Boeing painted the Triple 7 on the doors .

[Kiltrash]

Originally Posted by MPN11

This is gonna take a bit more than the bottom of the page to explain on the insurance form

[Kiltrash]

On take off Hoskins accidentally selected reverse instead of drive. Well he passed his test on a stick shift

[622]

Amazons new drone delivery service was a little too accurate

[Kiltrash]

Hoskins was glad this type was not required to have a CVR or FDR . However the armchair quarterbacks on PPRuNe had it resolved within 24 hours. The AAIB report was just a cut and paste

[Big Pistons Forever]

What was the cause of the accident ?

“Hover taxiing while texting”

[Kiltrash]

....and with this model you get a complimentary dust pan and brush, for any slight mishaps on board

[treadigraph]

Insurance claim form: "Coming home I landed at the wrong airfield and hit a hangar we haven't got"

With due acknowledgement to Jasper Carrot

[Kiltrash]

At the Battle of Britain show the AAC felt they had covered all safety features so the visitors could see what it was like to sit in a helicopter. However had failed to reason that Hoskins was once a 7 year old child

[Kiltrash]

The student pilots first flight was going well till she saw a mouse run out towards her

[Big Pistons Forever]

The mash up of the TV show “Top Gear” with the TV Reno show “Clean Sweep” was deemed to be unbelievable.....

[Kiltrash]

Originally Posted by Chu Chu

It's not my fault. The light-gray and light-blue hangar lacked conspicuity against the broken cloud behind it.

Examiner retorted , The hangar is actually bright Red and Yellow. When was your last eyesight test?

[Ascend Charlie]

From the report of the policeman flying it:

"As I was allegedly taxying along the alleged taxiway, a black dog was seen to emerge from nowhere, and when I swerved to avoid hitting said black dog, I came into contact with an alleged stationary hangar which was travelling in the opposite direction. NFA, NCH."**




**Police talk for No Further Action, No C*** Home

[Buster Hyman]

Maint Report: Pilot seatbelt a tad loose. Seat could do with a clean as well.

[Dan Gerous]

Well your big brother might be called the killer egg, but you aint, wimp!

[Dan Gerous]

Well I've tried it with NOTAR, and thought I'd try it with NOMA(in)R.

[Kiltrash]

As there are so few 'new' aircraft on the market Airfix look to the real world for inspiration for new models for the Christmas market.
They call this the Hoskins Special 7 from a run of 52