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Old 15th Jul 2020, 06:47
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Having successfully crossed the Channel, Bleriot was miffed to be forced to divert to Stansted by the UK Quick Reaction Balloon, due to not having filed a flight plan.
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Despite austerity measures, the BBMF soldier on...
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Young Freddie Laker felt he was seeing an opportunity for the future.
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It was meant to be a windsock, but one couldn't find a sock big enough, so one used a cup off M'ladies brassier.
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It should lift orf in a 5 knot headwind..
What's the balloon for?
That's the BAe standby headwind and bloody expensive it was too.
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“I say, one hopes all these foreign chappies have been tested for contagious diseases at the Border.”
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At EXPO 1909, Wilbur and Orville demonstrate their idea for a portable windfarm.
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While all the grown up's gaze admiringly at the latest inventions, the Urchin boy excitedly runs off with all their pocket watches and wallets back to Fagan. ...and so distraction theft was born

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A early shot of Alan Sugar selling his wares from a market barrow at East Fortune
( or Hendon for those who don't get the East Fortune link)
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It’ll never fly, it’s got zero horsepower.
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Old 15th Jul 2020, 18:53
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We were going to call the contraption a Horse Hunter, but as they uncoupled the Horses, we settled on just Hunter
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Wilber speaks to his little known brother, Hoskins, I gave you one job and one job only, to design the tail plane and you created a, what did you call it? ah yes a CART., Orville have they invented hearing tests at Specsavers yet?
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"Have you read the manual on attaching the undercarriage?"

"I am, of course, aware of the manual."
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Nah, I'm going to stick with my original idea and go with the spin drier.
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Fed up with losing the occasional finger when hand cranking the engine, Coffman invents the Starter.
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Apart from a defective limit switch, Orville and Wilbur's new cross-wind gear show great promise.
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16th October 1908. Samuel F Cody tries to fly a heavier than aircraft in England for the first time, but is frustrated when the parking stewards refuse him admittance because he has not pre-booked a ticket....
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Ok, a couple of problems of note, ones not happy with the undercarriage and you’re going to have to try and miniaturise the high altitude breathing apparatus.
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Training Command decided to go old school when looking for a trainer for prospective Jaguar pilots.
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