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Gnome de PPRuNe
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Here's a bit o'luck Alf, I've found the finger you lost last week...
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After 2 hours of examining the instruction leaflet, they were still unable to “Insert part 41 into part 76”.
“F-ing Ikea engines” muttered Fred.
“F-ing Ikea engines” muttered Fred.
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Unaccustomed to the weight, there was a loud creaking noise before the engine detached from the main spar.
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“No wonder they called ‘em Merlin engines. You need to be a bloody wizard to work on this lot!”
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“Nobody will notice ... you hold mine and I’ll hold yours.”
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Hey guys I’ve just reread the flight engineers logs, it says pissed on No1, not piston No1........ that explains the funny tasting coolant leak you suspected Alf.
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All four one and number one for all..
Sharp Whistle Blows.....Stop lads, Down Tools, I have called a strike... until we get parity with our German Aircraft Fitter comrades, they get free beer and Brylcream, and don't take any of that 'Its our duty to help the War Effort crap from Management. '
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Health and Safety officer does not see anything wrong with this scenario, well there is a War on y'know
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8th May 1945 and 626 Squadron prepare their aircraft for another 1000 bomber raid on Berlin. However the Sqn Leader does not pass onto the lads that Germany have in fact surrendered the day before. Well he did want to complete the line under the cockpit window...
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Health and Safety officer does not see anything wrong with this scenario, well there is a War on y'know
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8th May 1945 and 626 Squadron prepare their aircraft for another 1000 bomber raid on Berlin. However the Sqn Leader does not pass onto the lads that Germany have in fact surrendered the day before. Well he did want to complete the line under the cockpit window...
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Grey-haired bloke leaning against prop blade: “Stuff this caper. Changing on a Bentley rotary on a Camel was easy ... I rememeber blah blah blah ...”
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Man on right: “Damn ... is it <shift>F4 or <Ctrl>F6 to de-bug this bloody thing?”
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Will you stop trying to poke Miss Shilling's orifice.
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hmmm... can you smell roasting chestnu.......owwwwwwwww