Caption Competition Mk II

[Buster Hyman]

HERE'S JOHNNY........

[Buster Hyman]

Well, the good news is that the Ejection seat works....

[Kiltrash]

The unit hangar Queen does find any small problem to be not declared 'ready for flight' .
'Windscreen smeared vision obscured' Duster missing....

[Buster Hyman]

No. This won't do. I think we'll stick with the Stealth Blackhawk. Can't screw this mission up.

[Buster Hyman]

"Is that a Squirrel?"
"Looks more like a Gopher to me."

[c52]

"You're only a small cog in this machine; don't go getting ideas above your station.

"...oh, so you're Cummings. That explains a lot."

[c52]

"Perhaps a little less eagerness to get out there and fight the enemy, Hoskins, and a little more airmanship."

[c52]

Accident Inspector: "I don't think a hangar door is terrain, so we can't call it CFIT. How about CFIHD?"

[c52]

Pilot: "Well, any landing you can walk away from, and all that.."

Passenger: "You were trying to take off at the time."

[Buster Hyman]

"Honestly, that passing Sabre scared the SHlT out of me!!!"

[c52]

Note to self: Before attempting to fly through hangar, check hangar doors are open at both ends.

[Penny Washers]

"It's all right chaps. I had the hangar door key in my pocket after all."

[c52]

I vote for PW's 4612.

[MPN11]

AAIB Investigator ... "Obvious, innit ... the tail rotor fell off."

[NutLoose]

Ok it should fit in now.

[NutLoose]

That’s three skids, one on the seat and two on the floor.

[Kiltrash]

Having repaired the hangar after Hoskins last landing.....

[MPN11]

“Congratulations, you have passed your CPL(H)” said the QHI at the Karachi Flying School.

[Kiltrash]

Nutty called the Police after finding his prized extention bar missing to report a theft. Police could not find any evidence of forced entry so deduced it was a inside job. * / insurance scam *
* delete as appropriate

[Kiltrash]

...ah yes sir, and just how fast would you estimate the hangar was moving?