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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 22nd May 2020, 23:41
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Corporal Max Klinger gives up on wearing women's dresses and decides to be a commando.
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Old 23rd May 2020, 07:51
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Alright chaps, many good entries and laughs.
After much deliberation the Grand Jury awards the Coffman trophy to TIEW:

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Dave didn't really have to signal...it was obvious from the way his knees were pressed together that the chock was in.

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Old 23rd May 2020, 23:07
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Thanks DP. I'm unable to get a photo at the moment, so happy to throw it open to someone who hasn't had a go before. First in best dressed. Cheers.
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Old 24th May 2020, 19:21
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Cummon chaps and chapesses there must be a 'lurker' that fancies a go.....please

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China's president Xinping admits that Huawei is his backdoor into other countries' message networks, and promises to give Hong Kong back to the UK.
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Old 25th May 2020, 00:32
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Nutty and Buster after necking 12 too many......
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Old 25th May 2020, 03:31
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NOT THE COMP PIC!!!!

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Nutty and Buster after necking 12 too many......
He wouldn't return my calls...

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Old 25th May 2020, 05:26
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Huawei admit that they created the virus so that when an injection for it comes, they can inject microchips into everyone on the planet and read and in fact control their thoughts.
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they can inject microchips into everyone on the planet and read and in fact control their thoughts.
Donald is 2 steps ahead of this:
1. His daily injections of Dettol will kill the microchips, and
2. For safety, Don refuses to have any thoughts.
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Old 25th May 2020, 07:50
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Well, everyone seems to be doing very well with a caption competition without any pics, but if there are no other takers, I have plenty of pics which would keep us going for the time being.

But I don't want to hog it. What to do?
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Old 25th May 2020, 08:12
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Go for it Penny!!
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Old 25th May 2020, 08:28
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Dominic Cummings says he doesn't see why he needs a pic to do a cap com!
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Old 25th May 2020, 10:01
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Go for it Penny!!
+1 and some extra character s to keep the software happy.
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Old 25th May 2020, 10:24
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Originally Posted by Penny Washers
Well, everyone seems to be doing very well with a caption competition without any pics, but if there are no other takers, I have plenty of pics which would keep us going for the time being.

But I don't want to hog it. What to do?
By all means post away!
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Devil

Dominic Cummings? Now there's a thought.
Here's a photo, and the quickest posters get all the best Cummings captions.


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Mr Cummings sincerely hoped it was a tablet and not a suppository.

Maintaining their privacy, Harry and Meghan arrived back incognito.

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The real story of how Dominic and his family got to Durham...
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In other news (there is some!), Westminster prepares for a socially distanced Parliament...
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