Caption Competition Mk II

[racedo]

10kg bag limit on Ryanair fail.

[Wensleydale]

Oh Well. There goes another idea for the next series of Robot Wars.

[c52]

OK, we made a bridge across the Berlin Wall* but unfortunately, our end isn't on the ground so we can't get over it.

*Other walls still exist

[Buster Hyman]

You know...if only we had that really flexible Russian Soldier, we could've worked out the tipping point.

[c52]

"And what you're telling me is, the body of the crane represents an airliner, and the jib is what you're calling an Air Bridge - what good is it, exactly?"

[Kiltrash]

Well there I was, Underslung a Chinook and Sasless asked, "what does this lever do?"

[NutLoose]

You were only suppose to blow the bloody doors off..

[NutLoose]

Well I thought a portcullis was a stupid idea anyway..

[NutLoose]

Well there goes the mobile minaret idea, how’s the muezzin? He did sound several keys higher towards the end..

[Kiltrash]

We can't all get into that little blue box. and why do you call it TARDIS?

[Kiltrash]

Anyone got the phone number for the AA?
Abdull's drunk again

[Kiltrash]

In the Afghanistan F1 when the crane lifted Vettels car it was found Ferrari had cheated

[racedo]

I said Right hand down not hit the brakes, who taught you to drive, Hoskins.

[racedo]

Grab Camel by nuts it stops, grab Hoskins by nuts this happens, learnt today, Hoskins not camel.

[racedo]

Stupid Peasant fool, don't you know anything................... as they all laugh.
Yup, don't invade Afghanistan, oh so clever people.

[Wensleydale]

Who said that there was a shortage of PPE? Looks like P*ss Poor Engineering to me!

[Kiltrash]

The judges of BGT decided that Abduls magic trick of the disappearing Jumbo Jet was absolutely stunning, unfortunately there was some collateral damage

[Kiltrash]

David Blaine was entertaining the troops with the glass box and crane trick when there was a unexpected gust of wind

[cavuman1]

Ornithologists delighted in a photograph of the exceedingly rare "Whoopsing Crane".

- Ed

[Ascend Charlie]

Evel Knievel's cousin, Howfah Kanawful, didn't realise that he should have had the crane jib DOWN when he tried to jump the shipping containers.