Caption Competition Mk II

[Kiltrash]

Hoskins doing training to show his 10 year daughter he too can do the splits

[Kiltrash]

Max Whitlock doing his National Service tries to keep up with his training schedule

[Buster Hyman]

Nutty limbering up for Mardis Gra.

[Wensleydale]

The search for the recruit who stole the Warrant Officer's swagger stick continues.

[Buster Hyman]

Serves you right for stealing Nutty's Viagra!

[NutLoose]

Da, Da, ve will soon have you ready to take on ze vorld Leap Frog record, Da men are already getting in zer positions.

[c52]

The North Korean Army ensures its officers understand what is required of female recruits.

[NutLoose]

You put your left leg in.. your right leg out..... you do the hokey cokey and we turn you about....

[NutLoose]

Ya it is the May Day parade.... and von know what von goes collecting in May?..... Nuts!

[Dan Gerous]

"You must have some funny Geese where you come from, to learn to march like that".
"I'm from Chernobyl!"

[Kiltrash]

Remember you are on a day trip to Salisbury from the Bolshoi. Your code name is 'Nutcracker'

[Kiltrash]

Having over starched the Sargent pants, oh how the recruits laughed

[treadigraph]

Backbone insertion ceremony for new recruits from the Snowflake generation...

[Kiltrash]

The prisoners walking by realised the guards minds were not on their duties.

[Kiltrash]

The back half of the Pantomime bull wondered where the front went. Was told mad cow disease and he was next. ....

[ivor toolbox]

Right, that's it Boris, it's time for Yuri to have the boots now.

Ttfn

[NutLoose]

Nein...no Nutloose here, just a big cavernous asshole..Helloooooo Buster...buster...buster..buster.....

[NutLoose]

[c52]

"You'll be grateful for this training when you're fighting in the trenches."

[c52]

"Nearly there, but don't waste any time! Your colleague is still waiting for his kicking."