Caption Competition Mk II

[MPN11]

"Whose is it?"
"Dunno, mate. Do you think they'll want it back?"

[Kiltrash]

Boy that anti ice sure is corrosive....look what it did to my socks / boots

[Kiltrash]

Having laboured 6 days in the stiffling heat of the jungle, they were surprised there were no Spitfires after all

[Chu Chu]

Cut, Cut, Cut! We're filming the Sword in the Stone, not the Sabre in the Foam!

[Kiltrash]

Bet Captain E Brown was not responsible, but his half brother Hoskins....well need I say any more ?

[S'land]

OK, let's see. I think we will need about 2,000 litres of WD40, but before that 3,000 litres of liquid soap and we can get those on Jankers to scrub it down with toothbrushes.

[Kiltrash]

In South Africa the sea foam, strong winds and high tide gave the ground crew nightmares

[Ascend Charlie]

Looks like Hoskins ate the dodgy fish curry last night...

[Kiltrash]

Having been declared a constructive loss the airrcraft was donated to the Presidents Crazy Golf course. Well even the Donald could not miss putting his foot in that hole.

[c52]

Dear Camouflage Team,

I said to make it look as if it had made a rough landing in a muddy field.

[Kiltrash]

At the airbase they surprised the CO with a water cannon salute for his retirement. However some joker filled the tank with Fairy Liguid

( other washing up liquids are available, but none are as sudsy for the football away fans in Europe WUL in the locals Fountain prank. Ps been there done it he he. )

[Kiltrash]

As St Athan prepares to get a unexpected uplift in Aircraft Scrapping, they decide to speed up the process. Starting with what was left of the Air Force.

[622]

I think it’s time to change the filters in the jet wash!

[622]

My God....that’s the worst airsickness I have ever seen !

[c52]

"The pilot gave an hour's warning of his wheels-up landing and we covered the runway with 6' of foam in that time."

[Chu Chu]

Where were you when the crap hit the fan?

[Kiltrash]

The AAIB trainees were brought out and asked could they work out what caused the accident? Hoskins suggestion that they had forgotten to tighten the flange plate to the down tube set the investigation back 6 months.

[Dan Gerous]

Oi mate, next time you decide to shave the grass, don't bother with the foam.

[Big Pistons Forever]

When I said give the Staish a nice water cannon salute when he came back for his last flight before retirement, I did not realize I would have to tell you to leave the foam eductors off !

[Big Pistons Forever]

Anybody got a fag ? Mine don't work anymore