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Old 9th Feb 2016, 11:35
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The cat was just happy he'd finally found something concrete to go on.
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Look here comes another one to "pop her cherry" on top of the fence posts.
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Everyone was beginning to think it was a mistake to hold the World Croquet Championships in Syria this year ...
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HALT ! RAF Military Police or I'll release my Moggy !
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Cat pee on his leg, threatening behaviour by the locals, Smith had had enough of Aldershot.
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Old 9th Feb 2016, 14:35
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Having got some young pussy his next task was grab a granny.
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A misprint on his green card meant that Private Schmidt had to go to war armed with a mouser!
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Pfc Dick Whittington decided to turn back to London.
 
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The Baghdad 'Borice Bike' franchise isn't going too well it would seem ...
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"We've got the pussy - here comes Mrs Slocombe looking for it !"
 
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"♫.. I am Siamese if you pleeze...♫"
 
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Things are getting a little difficult if you need a Shopping Trolley at the Leeds Bradford Tesco store ...
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"Hoskins, you dolt! When I told you to bring Pvt Sylvester on patrol, I meant......oh, forget it!"
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Something smells like fish, oh wait its her.
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Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
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Reinforcements they said and all I got given was this Marine.
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Purrfect...
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Private Scroggins soon realised things were getting tight when instead of getting a pistol as his back up weapon, he was issued with a catapult and one round.
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She's got a brolly! Take cover, it's going to rain.
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