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Hoskins, How many more times must I tell you
When you are in a hole,----- STOP digging!!
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Pretty boy, Thats the stage built for the 'Ain't half hot mum concert party.
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yes I know your metal detector went BBBEEEEEEPPP, but I tell you, after 20 minutes digging, all we found was this old spade
When you are in a hole,----- STOP digging!!
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Pretty boy, Thats the stage built for the 'Ain't half hot mum concert party.
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yes I know your metal detector went BBBEEEEEEPPP, but I tell you, after 20 minutes digging, all we found was this old spade
In this technological age with all matter of electronic labour saving devices, this, laddie is a spade, S P A D E, normally found in a museum, you bend at the knees, push the shaped metal part in to ground, lever up and with legs fimly planted and lift
Yes sarge and what then
Fall down in agony with a strained back and get evac back to blighty
Yes sarge and what then
Fall down in agony with a strained back and get evac back to blighty
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"So Private...have you learned any lessons from this?"
"Yes Sarge. Don't ever flick a Worm onto Prince Charles' nose when he's holding an Eagle."
"Yes Sarge. Don't ever flick a Worm onto Prince Charles' nose when he's holding an Eagle."
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Work finally starts on the new Kabul underground system as investors see for themselves how the $26 million for high tech construction eqiupment has been spent.
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"Dat pesky wabbit"
One thing certain.....when it comes to moving Dirt, Army and Shovels are mutually inclusive concepts just as 2,000 Pound Bombs and FJ's are in the Air Force.
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Judging is done, thanks for all the entries
Judging is done, thanks for all the entries, had quite a giggle at some of them.
Tough decisions to be made,
In Third Place; ZH875 with:
"The Boss says it's time to find the Morale......
......Keep digging boys, it's down there somewhere "
In Second Place; SASless with:
"Somehow the Fire Guard thought his was a wasted effort"
And the winner is; Airborne Artist
Voice off "Right you lot, stop right where you are. For s start none of you are wearing hi-viz and your work area is not coned off to protect the public. I'll bet you've not done a risk assessment or got a ticket for using hazardous equipment either."
Over to you AA
Tough decisions to be made,
In Third Place; ZH875 with:
"The Boss says it's time to find the Morale......
......Keep digging boys, it's down there somewhere "
In Second Place; SASless with:
"Somehow the Fire Guard thought his was a wasted effort"
And the winner is; Airborne Artist
Voice off "Right you lot, stop right where you are. For s start none of you are wearing hi-viz and your work area is not coned off to protect the public. I'll bet you've not done a risk assessment or got a ticket for using hazardous equipment either."
Over to you AA
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Harry; " keep the pace up guys, the fat bloke behind is struggling to catch us, he'll give up in a minute, think he had one too many cornetto's"
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