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[Penny Washers]

Watch your speed . . . watch your height . . . the prop has stopped . . . you are yawing to the left . . . and have you checked the tide tables?

[vulcanised]

One day we might even be able to land on the water.
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[Wensleydale]

Not saying that we're underpowered, but it s time for the pre-descent checks!

[Danny42C]

"Return, please !"...."Where to ?"...."Back here, of course !"

"♫.......California, Here I Come - Right Back Where I Started From !......♫"

(Ground Loop ?)

[Danny42C]

"Just a craze, old boy - there's no commercial application for this !"

[Danny42C]

"Let's turn round and go home"..."Can't"..."Why not ?"..."Haven't invented Rudder Bars yet !"

[MPN11]

Originally Posted by SASless

Fastest thing with four wheels!

"OK, 3 wheels then. FFS, don't be so bloody picky" ... and so the concept of CRM was born.

[MPN11]

Pax: "I think I'm going to be sick"
Driver: "Chuck in your hat then"
Pax: "This cost 7/6, you know!"
Driver: "Oh, go over the side then. Mind the tottie"

[MPN11]

Man-spreading took to the air early

[SASless]

One Day, Sharky, the Yank Navy will call this "Flat Hatting"!

[Buster Hyman]

"Check out the Straw Boater"
"It'll never float."

[Arm out the window]

Well, it's clear from the flags that I've come from California, but the banjo fell off my knee somewhere over the north Atlantic.

[jim's brother]

The Judging Panel's ETA is 1200Z today (Saturday).

Please ensure that the beach is clear by that time. Children and sandcastles must be removed and flattened.

[deefer dog]

I told you I was onto something Abel. When you position the prop at the back of the contraption and select "stealth mode" by stopping its rotation, nobody below even notices us.

[MPN11]

Pilot: "DUCK"
Pax: "Where?"

[Pontius Navigator]

Jim's bro, Such a spoil sport. My son in law is like that but I much prefer to watch the tide fill the moat and flow under the draw bridge.

[Pontius Navigator]

Originally Posted by NutLoose

Well that's the third low and go and we even lost a wheel and they still won't move.

[MPN11]

"The next version will have disc wheels, creating unemployment", a spokes-man reported.

[jim's brother]

Originally Posted by Pontius Navigator

Jim's bro, Such a spoil sport. My son in law is like that but I much prefer to watch the tide fill the moat and flow under the draw bridge.

Sorry, PN. I was always taught to abandon early and not wait until options were running out...!

[MPN11]

"A boater is OK, but I think we should have gone for PanAm-A hats."