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Old 2nd Aug 2013, 09:09
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Pull one's finger!
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Old 2nd Aug 2013, 09:10
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How is it that Rod Hull never got bird**** on his arm?

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Bird: What the f*** are you looking at?

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Old 2nd Aug 2013, 09:44
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Is that a carbuncle on the face of a well-loved bird?
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Old 2nd Aug 2013, 09:51
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"I may only be a bird, but i don't urinate on my jacket cuffs"



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Old 2nd Aug 2013, 09:59
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Now about that Army flying badge.......................
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Old 2nd Aug 2013, 11:15
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You had better not put that finger where you're pointing otherwise there's going to be a remake of "Where Eagles Dare"
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Old 2nd Aug 2013, 11:20
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HRH: "You're better looking than the last bird I picked up"
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Old 2nd Aug 2013, 11:21
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"One hears one has been added to the UK air assets list to bolster the figures".

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"One must say, you are far more aggressive looking than that Albatross the RAF use"

incoming......

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Old 2nd Aug 2013, 11:26
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"Preeety Camilla.....preeety Camilla...."

"If you think i'm saying that, you need to go to specsavers"
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Old 2nd Aug 2013, 11:52
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Is that finger loaded or are you just pleased to see me?
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Old 2nd Aug 2013, 11:55
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Prince Charles meets Zephyr (a Bald Eagle) the official mascot of the Army Air Corps
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Old 2nd Aug 2013, 12:11
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"So Eddie, was Mummy's Corgi tasty?"

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Birdie num-num....
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Old 2nd Aug 2013, 12:23
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Buster ... You're up late ... Watching the cricket
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Old 2nd Aug 2013, 13:02
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"So, is it erm... say, as big as my finger?"
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Old 2nd Aug 2013, 13:22
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So you're Bald Beagle.... I've heard of you on the PPRUNE forums.




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Old 2nd Aug 2013, 13:29
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I was also holdng a budgie on my finger but he just ate it!
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Old 2nd Aug 2013, 14:27
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I know I have a history of trading in one bird for an even uglier one, but even i have standards...
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Old 2nd Aug 2013, 15:32
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A crooked beak....and a sticky beak!
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Old 2nd Aug 2013, 15:49
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Buster ... You're up late ... Watching the cricket
Yes indeedy!
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Old 2nd Aug 2013, 17:16
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"My goodness what a large beak..."

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