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"So you guys up for a threesome tonight? I've got some pissed American girls coming over from Vegas."
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"Well I don't know what's wrong with the guy in the suit, we only said hello and he started doing a Haka war dance."
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I don't care if you are royalty, this is a navy and marine function. You'll have to come along with us...
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Jezzuz, sah. I know you've experience with the papparazi, but a boot to the nuts of that chap behind seemed a bit much...
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Well, at least it's our brown uniform he's wearing this time...
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Jezzuz, sah. I know you've experience with the papparazi, but a boot to the nuts of that chap behind seemed a bit much...
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Well, at least it's our brown uniform he's wearing this time...
"That Chap in the back....he's my Minder....reminding me to keep my Mouth shut and and my Pants on whenever there is a Camera about!"
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"Ahhh Vegas, yes that was a right Royal balls up.............. Several times in fact" 
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Psst, Harry...your uniform...it looks like you've blown a Seal!
Nah, I just spilled my soft serve, an besides, there's no Yanks here today.
Nah, I just spilled my soft serve, an besides, there's no Yanks here today.
"Yessir there is Rank....but then I do know someone with Influence!"
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"I saay, I heard the washed out blue grey beret you chaps wear is to signify being washed out of the RAF..what"
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'After that little reminder, do you think old Al Fayad has finally got it - he's not bloody British?'
'Not sure - the 99 up the nose was OK, but the choc ice down the pants reminded me of school'
'Not sure - the 99 up the nose was OK, but the choc ice down the pants reminded me of school'
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"You actual served out there? Good God man, haven't you heard of tourism, it's the in thing for us chaps"
Sorry Chaps....When my Scheduler told me this was a Charity Event.....I naturally assumed you were from the Salvation Army!