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Old 17th Aug 2013, 18:13
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"Welcome to Australia, apologies for the over zealous use of the insecticide spray, he's new"
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Old 17th Aug 2013, 18:23
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Sleigh bells ring, are you listening, In the lane, snow is glistening ...


Won't be long now ...
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Old 17th Aug 2013, 18:39
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"We're gonna need more tissues."


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Old 17th Aug 2013, 18:40
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'If it moves, salute it. If it doesn't move, pick it up. If you can't pick it up, paint it.'
Yep ... they must be Pongos
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Old 17th Aug 2013, 23:08
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"Sure, these contract paint shop boys aren't all that precise, but they're damned cheap."
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Old 18th Aug 2013, 01:35
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It became clear that the Education Officer hadn't fully understood OC Ops's brief when he enlisted the help of the Catering Section to put together a presentation on aircraft icing.

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Old 18th Aug 2013, 06:44
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Don't foam us ... We'll foam you
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Old 18th Aug 2013, 09:36
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"Oh, just some little scrote with a laser pen..."
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Old 18th Aug 2013, 10:15
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Ok, next time, we'll turn the crop dusting dispenser on AFTER we take off...hmmm?
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Old 18th Aug 2013, 10:40
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I don't think "A bit late on the round out Hoskins" will cut it this time old chap. Look what you've done to the old man's supply of Brylcreem.

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Old 18th Aug 2013, 11:41
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Ok, I agree that aerial marking of aussie rules fields is probably feasible but you need to really finesse the actual delivery...
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Old 18th Aug 2013, 12:17
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Seems to be slowing down - judging tomorrow afternoon, French time!
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Old 18th Aug 2013, 12:48
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"Won't be long now, we'll soon have it hoovered up, worse case of dandruff I've ever seen on a Captain"
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Old 18th Aug 2013, 17:01
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Old 18th Aug 2013, 17:03
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The annual inter Squadron Flour Bombing competition got a little out of hand this year ...
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Old 18th Aug 2013, 17:05
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"'Ere Bert.....now you dunnit....white ovies all over the place and how we gonna figure out who to blame for this mess!"
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Old 18th Aug 2013, 17:05
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Yep ... We kind of knew he was smuggling when he sneezed over the R/T
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Old 18th Aug 2013, 17:44
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"That'll buff out".
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Old 18th Aug 2013, 18:29
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Early Icing Trials were slow to get off the ground.
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Old 18th Aug 2013, 20:08
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Sorry Boss I experienced a spot of "White Out" during my last approach
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