Caption competition

[Steve Evans]

Bottoms up! It's my round.

[622]

Ok..Here we go.

Runner up is Squeaker with:
Contact lens search..wait for it.. BEGIN!

But the winner is Runaway Gun with:

Now, can you please formally identify who you saw running away with your bone?

Well done Runaway....you have control.

[Runaway Gun]

Many thanks. Unfortunately I've been detained by the Redcaps who've taken particular interest in my bag of sherbert when I flew back from Helmand, and I can't post a picture tonight.

So, I hand over control to Squeaker.

[Rakshasa]

Being less comfortable with the idea of having Tony Blairs nose up his backside than George W. Bush, Barrack Obama holds trials for a stand-in ahead of a meeting with the former Prime Minister.

D'oh! a day late!

[Fantome]

Too late!!! she cried . . . . still . . . .

We aren't just a pack of dumb dogs! Why then do we submit to these stupid degrading exercises in puerility, entertaining the tiny minds

of our so-called masters. Military intelligence? Ba . .. ba . . . BARK! . . .. humbug!

[squeaker]

Thanks 622, and well done Runaway Gun, try this one:

[vulcanised]

A solution to constant APU problems receives a trial.

[Dan Gerous]

Is he a shlong haul pilot?

[ACW599]

"Drop the clutch when I say NOW".

or:

"Next time you lose the bloody Houchin you can bump-start it yourself".

[S76Heavy]

The next one will be with the wheels up..

[Fantome]

. . . take up slack . . . all out ! . . . . all out ! . . . . .. RUP-CHA !!!

[lomapaseo]

Pre-flight runway inspection is backbreaking work

[Runaway Gun]

Murfy's mates had it even harder. They were inside lifting the pallets off the floor...

[Jimmy Macintosh]

RAF701 you are number 2 for departure.

or


Catapult options for the new CVF were being trialed, obviously the cheapest option was tested first.

[Buster Hyman]

Pull the other one Bruce!

...

Sgt Mjr. "Is that on the centreline soldier?...IS THAT ON THE CENTRELINE YOU GORMLESS MAGGOTT!...Get down & give me 50!"

[Roadster280]

Life is never dull in the Canadian Forces when you've a prisoner sentenced to hard labor.

[Lafyar Cokov]

Cor - you should have seen the size of the bird Scotty pulled last night!!

[CaveCanem]

Tell the idjit in the cockpit to close the window, the extra turbulence is doing me in.

[Buster Hyman]

Sgt Mjr: "You useless maggot! You call THAT V1?"

[Surplus]

The SAS beep test was a tad more difficult.