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Old 23rd Jun 2013, 15:46
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"Sheila! We know where you are going!"
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Old 23rd Jun 2013, 16:28
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The ice cream man began to realise his 'bring your own cone' offer might cost him dearly.

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Old 23rd Jun 2013, 16:30
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"They didn't have any Magnums, so I've got a couple of cones instead"
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Old 23rd Jun 2013, 16:35
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"Well now the new Sonar Bouys have arrived, anyone know where they parked the Nimrod?"

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"Damn, batteries not included"

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"Be right back". "But Doris, you forgot the spade"
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Old 23rd Jun 2013, 17:04
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Doris was determined to win the inter service badminton competition.
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Old 23rd Jun 2013, 17:08
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Having been recently dumped by a Typhoon pilot, Sophie swapped in some real SAMs and made off with the smokies.
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Old 23rd Jun 2013, 18:01
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Tracey storms off after being disqualified for cheating in the inter-service 'Cup and Ball' competition.

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Old 23rd Jun 2013, 18:18
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Keen to impress, the new young officer took the Sgt at his word- "Jones needs a rocket up his arse".
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Old 23rd Jun 2013, 19:19
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Do my bombs look big in this?

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Oi Bloggs! Come back here and I'll show you "Weapons Insertion"!

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Old 23rd Jun 2013, 21:42
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Chasing profits, DairyAll built a milking machine for aged cows. Here a technician changes out the cups...
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Old 23rd Jun 2013, 22:02
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Well if the lads wouldn't fix the blocked bogs, then sod it, Fiona would do it herself.
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Old 23rd Jun 2013, 22:11
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Two or three drinks and she's off with the buoys...
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Old 23rd Jun 2013, 22:15
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Sharon walks off in a huff, after completely misunderstanding the "Bring your own spitroast" party leaflet.
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Old 23rd Jun 2013, 22:18
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If Stores are all out of the large black ones, I'll just take two of these little white ones instead.
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Old 23rd Jun 2013, 22:49
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The latest Diversity, Equality & Environment Initiative involved providing dildos for lesbian cows on Army ranges.

...and if Fiona heard one more joke.......
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Old 23rd Jun 2013, 22:54
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Betty need to work on her insertion techniques, hell, they even had time to photograph her!
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Old 23rd Jun 2013, 23:55
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Having seen them advertised on TV at a good price, Doris pops off to deliver to SASless and Coffman a pair of penis enlargement vacuum tubes.
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Old 24th Jun 2013, 00:11
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After the program was cancelled, NASA moved quickly to dismantle the sets. Here a technician takes Apollo 18 & 19 back to storage...
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Old 24th Jun 2013, 02:35
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Double penetration.
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Old 24th Jun 2013, 02:35
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Having seen them advertised on TV at a good price, Doris pops off to deliver to SASless and Coffman a pair of penis enlargement vacuum tubes.
Clearly, the "Small" was too big...But Doris remembered seeing a pair of thimbles in the field...
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