Caption competition

[Tashengurt]

The dog sundial worked well as long as no cats were around.

[ShyTorque]

Everyone bowed down or saluted the achiever of the one "O" level between them....

[Pontius]

Loyal they are but their poor sense of direction causes confusion when the call to prayers comes for the Islamic Dog Society.

[pohm1]

Bow? Wow!

or

The RAF Police budget cuts resulted in redundancy for the least useful half of the partnership.

P1

[CaveCanem]

Dogmasters shout of horror...

"Which one of you evil little men thought superglue was funny."

[Buster Hyman]

Time to give the dog a bone...

[squeaker]

Contact lens search..wait for it.. BEGIN!

[toptobottom]

Meanwhile back at the dog's home, the underwater ballet team rehearsals were going pretty well - all they needed now were some swimming caps and a pool...

[Wyler]

Fighter Station Happy Hour.

A dog surrounded by a bunch of ars*holes.

[NutLoose]

This captions gonna get in your heads...... I am telling you.........


Ok

You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out,
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.
You put your left foot in,
You put your left foot out,
You put your left foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.
You put your right hand in,
You put your right hand out,
You put your right hand in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.
You put your left hand in,
You put your left hand out,
You put your left hand in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.
You put your right shoulder in,
You put your right shoulder out,
You put your right shoulder in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.
You put your left shoulder in,
You put your left shoulder out,
You put your left shoulder in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.
You put your right hip in,
You put your right hip out,
You put your right hip in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.
You put your left hip in,
You put your left hip out,
You put your left hip in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.
You put your whole self in,
You put your whole self out,
You put your whole self in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.

[toptobottom]

Nutloose - I assume the viz isn't all that great where you are?!!

[FinelyChopped]

Fido thought BOHICA was just an expression.

[Jimmy Macintosh]

"Present Arms!"

I really must annunciate my M's...

[Clockwork Mouse]

The shortage of Japanese flags for the Big Parade necessitated some ingenious improvisation.

[Buster Hyman]

The traditional Chocolate Starfish salute always pleased the crowd.

[Clockwork Mouse]

With clock batteries in short supply, the military developed a movable sun-dial.

[NutLoose]

I told you all not to jump through the right hand ring.......

[11Fan]

Rear Quarters ready for inspection, SIR !

[622]

Judging this evening...last call !

[toptobottom]

Tutenkhamun, the General's spoiled labrador, was beginning to get just a little bit above his station...