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Old 11th Jan 2014, 11:25
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that's a heck of a Rabbit.................
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Old 11th Jan 2014, 11:43
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The Admiral asked the girls if they had anything that could clean out the 'Poop deck'...
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Old 11th Jan 2014, 11:45
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The 1000lb 'Penetrator' was an instant hit with the WRENs.

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Old 11th Jan 2014, 11:46
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The 'Perisher' course in the early days...
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Old 11th Jan 2014, 11:49
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Wrens were just saying Size isn't everything.......
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Old 11th Jan 2014, 13:49
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"I wish they'd stop shouting "there go the 4 blow jobs", just because we're torpedo tube qualified"





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Old 11th Jan 2014, 15:17
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This is CGI..... The person, second from left is Bob Geldof
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Old 11th Jan 2014, 16:30
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Mavis ... It says here on the side that we can only use the specified lubricant ... Something called NATO KYJ and under no circumstances are we to use PX24
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Old 11th Jan 2014, 18:41
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"When I was at school, teacher showed it with a banana"
 
Old 11th Jan 2014, 18:51
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The Admiral wanted to see a test for the raid on Toranto, something to do with shallow running?

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After the annual WREN's party where they were all 'serviced' by pilot officer Stringbag revenge was planned

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Tired of witing for their men to pay attention to them, Mrs Nutloose, Mrs Coffman, Mrs Shy Torque, and Mrs Buster descide to give Captian E Spy a bit of a 'hurry up'
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Old 11th Jan 2014, 19:33
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It should have been hand held, but Ann Summers' manufacturer got confused between mm and inches.
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Old 11th Jan 2014, 19:42
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"They call it the Navy Vibrator, because once it's inside your ship you're well and truly f**ked"
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Old 11th Jan 2014, 19:51
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Old 11th Jan 2014, 20:16
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The girls started the hunt for the man who got Veronica pregnant.
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Old 11th Jan 2014, 20:32
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Suppository for CDS was ready.............
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Old 11th Jan 2014, 20:33
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And after they wheeled out the wrecker, we stopped calling them Trolley Dolly's!
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Old 12th Jan 2014, 00:32
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This'll Bust her Hymen
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Old 12th Jan 2014, 00:54
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Hey Chief look at that, it used to take 8 guys to move the torp......
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Old 12th Jan 2014, 00:55
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Men be afraid....be very afraid.
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Old 12th Jan 2014, 07:26
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The WRENs finally figured out how to win a willy waving contest.

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Take it back, it's the wrong colour.
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