Caption competition
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About time for judging methinks.....
Honourable mentions go to:
622 ‘The greyhounds were in for a big surprise at the next race meet’
‘Al Qaeda's latest cell...The Talibunny!’
Dak Man ‘Stop press: US Army Catering Corps report that hot toasted
sandwiches have been irradiated, anybody exhibiting symptoms
should contact the Medical Section at once. As a diagnosis aid
the above picture exhibits a fully developed case of
myxomatoasties.'
In 3rd - Buster Hyman with...
'This'll screw with their minds during Ramadan’....
Runner up - Nutloose with...
We'll shoot the first bast*rd who attempts to shove a Duracell up our a*ses"
And the Winner....
Plastic Bonsai with...
‘The WRACs delivery of Rampant Rabbits wasn't quite what they expected.’
Brilliant efforts from all, take it away PB!
Honourable mentions go to:
622 ‘The greyhounds were in for a big surprise at the next race meet’
‘Al Qaeda's latest cell...The Talibunny!’
Dak Man ‘Stop press: US Army Catering Corps report that hot toasted
sandwiches have been irradiated, anybody exhibiting symptoms
should contact the Medical Section at once. As a diagnosis aid
the above picture exhibits a fully developed case of
myxomatoasties.'
In 3rd - Buster Hyman with...
'This'll screw with their minds during Ramadan’....
Runner up - Nutloose with...
We'll shoot the first bast*rd who attempts to shove a Duracell up our a*ses"
And the Winner....
Plastic Bonsai with...
‘The WRACs delivery of Rampant Rabbits wasn't quite what they expected.’
Brilliant efforts from all, take it away PB!
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Eh?
What me again?
Thanks for the excellent picture - is there a tail behind it?
And some very funny captions as well.
Methinks maximum smut gets you well placed in this so...
....this will be a challenge.
Thanks for the excellent picture - is there a tail behind it?
And some very funny captions as well.
Methinks maximum smut gets you well placed in this so...
....this will be a challenge.
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Well you see....I wuz hunting Rabbits and things got a bit out of hand!
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I tell ya, all I did was planted some Russian wheat and this cropped up.
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Well I thought he said he wanted a Pee, but it turned out he said he wanted a pea and the next thing I knew there were pods and shoots bouncing off the windshield.
Gee.....it wasn't here last night!
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"No sorry, he's not my dwarf, have you tried the Hawk in the next field?"...
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"There I was with nothing on the clock but the makers name, Vladiboross... Vladiborosk... Vladebursk....... Smiths".
Evertonian
"I represent, the Lollipop Guild, the..."
"Okay...well, that's great but I don't see how you can help here mate"
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"...and then, this bloody jet appears from nowhere, and cuts me in half!"
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"So, just follow the M1 South and veer left when you hit London. Go straight on & you'll come to a Channel. Cross that & you're over France. Continue straight on & you'll see a big metal tower. Drop your ordinance there & you're done!"
"Okay...well, that's great but I don't see how you can help here mate"
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"...and then, this bloody jet appears from nowhere, and cuts me in half!"
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"So, just follow the M1 South and veer left when you hit London. Go straight on & you'll come to a Channel. Cross that & you're over France. Continue straight on & you'll see a big metal tower. Drop your ordinance there & you're done!"
Evertonian
Hi there. We're investigating reports of crop circles in this area. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Well they did say it would a short hop.....would have needed a ladder if it had been any higher.