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Old 21st Mar 2013, 18:40
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Pvt Bloggs' dad had always warned him about airlines where the pilot got a parachute and the passengers didn't.
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Old 21st Mar 2013, 18:41
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Sarge ... why have you got a parachute and we don't ... Cos I'm valuable aircrew mate
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Old 21st Mar 2013, 18:42
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Old 21st Mar 2013, 18:42
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Fox3 ... Now that's spooky
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Old 21st Mar 2013, 18:45
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Sarge ... are you sure that JATO on top of the canopy has enough woooosh to get us off the ground
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Old 21st Mar 2013, 18:48
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"Sarge, Sarge, where's the sickbags".
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Old 21st Mar 2013, 18:48
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You can tell I'm Aircrew as I fly wearing a tie
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Old 21st Mar 2013, 20:51
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"Sarge, are you making the Broom-Broom noises with your mouth? Cause I can't see no engine."
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Old 21st Mar 2013, 20:52
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The first AT flight sim was very realistic.
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Old 21st Mar 2013, 21:14
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From soldier leaning forward.

When my Da was teaching me how to drive he said I was to hold the wheel at the 3 and 9 O'Clock position......
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Old 21st Mar 2013, 21:15
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From soldier leaning forward

Ummm, Sir, i would really really really like you to expedite my request to transfer to the Navy.
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Old 21st Mar 2013, 21:19
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Being the shy pilot that he was, Captain Dave was reluctant to show his helmet in Public.

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Honestly Bloggs are you taking the piss? Why did you install a refuelling probe on a Glider?
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Old 21st Mar 2013, 23:13
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The early trials for TSA did not go well...
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Old 21st Mar 2013, 23:15
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Soldier leaning forward:

"Open the pod bay doors, Hal."
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Old 21st Mar 2013, 23:20
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Hardly the Charge of the Light Brigade...
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Old 21st Mar 2013, 23:24
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"Just one Pprune Suppository per day will fight that nasty intestinal bacteria!

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Pprune Suppository's, put a squad up yer a**e!!!
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Old 21st Mar 2013, 23:30
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Low-budget remake of "Fantastic Voyage"*












*stealing heavily from Buster's last entry, no pun intended
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Old 21st Mar 2013, 23:42
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First flight of the Autophobia gliding club.
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Old 21st Mar 2013, 23:44
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Ryanair gets the London-Dublin fare down to £20 (plus £100 per rifle)
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Old 21st Mar 2013, 23:46
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Sequestration starts to bite at Air Mobility Command.




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After one too many in the Club last night, Driver Jones was beginning to regret his response to "OK faceache, if you think flying's so easy, YOU take tomorrow's launch"
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