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Well, how do I feed the ping pong ball into their mouths with those masks on?
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Damn that Chimp! I really thought we had that first astronaut gig!
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Damn that Chimp! I really thought we had that first astronaut gig!
Buster and Nutlloose prove that yes....as reported earlier....one can put two Dicks in a single Cockpit!"
Sorry.....just could't help myself!
Sorry.....just could't help myself!
The BAE Alternative Armed Windscreen Wiper system's innovative use of Screen Portal Technology met all standards for overly wordy tech-speak for the crew sticking their mitts out the holes provided and scrubbing the window.
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Sent out as a single-ship, the crew was not happy when the AOC briefed, "The target is completely surrounded by flak, we estimate losses at 50%."
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Trials of the little-known Boeing two-man dual-control upper turret showed a basic design flaw...
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Trials of the little-known Boeing two-man dual-control upper turret showed a basic design flaw...
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Bloody stupid idea, I bet some Herbert at MOD has been watching WW1 movies again, ok i'll bring her round and it's your turn to take potshots out of the window with your pistol..
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"Bloody boss and his jokes", " ohhh the Americans have put a Chimp in Space, we can't let the RAF get left behind, so I'm going to put up two...."
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When I agreed to pilot the first Enterprise, I didn't expect to have to bring a Vulcan observer along...
"Ok did Boffin say when we line up the rings with two adjacent portholes, or with each end Porthole we drop the Torpedo?"
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"Bloody boss and his jokes", " ohhh the Americans have put a Chimp in Space, we can't let the RAF get left behind, so I'm going to put up two...."
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When I agreed to pilot the first Enterprise, I didn't expect to have to bring a Vulcan observer along...
"Ok did Boffin say when we line up the rings with two adjacent portholes, or with each end Porthole we drop the Torpedo?"
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"Watch out - here comes Jimmy Savile - and he's got rubber gloves on! 
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I bet he drinks Carling Black Label....
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"There it goes again, I told you I saw a goldfish in here with us.."
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" I visited Johnny today in hospital, poor Bugger, they had him in an iron lung, if ever anything happens to me Scroggins, get them to turn it off, how could anyone live like that... I have control"