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"OK - Pre-launch brief.... listen-up...
We get towed to cruising altitude. Co, when I tell you to disengage from the tow, you press the big red button in front of you. That'll fire the new mortar thingy on top of the canopy and cut the tow line. Any questions?"
We get towed to cruising altitude. Co, when I tell you to disengage from the tow, you press the big red button in front of you. That'll fire the new mortar thingy on top of the canopy and cut the tow line. Any questions?"
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The latest spec for the new air cadet glider was getting a bit out of hand. Not only did there need to be room for the instructor and pupil but also a medic, a psychologist, a physio and an 'elf and safety womble.
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A lot of entries for this one, ok time for scores on the proverbial door..
1st place goes to Brickhistory with
Soldier leaning forward:
"Open the pod bay doors, Hal."
2nd and a close run thing goes to FinelyChopped with
Soldier leaning forward: "Waddaya mean, start pedalling?"
And 3rd place goes to Morton with that bane of parents lives..
"Are we there yet?"
Over to you Brick
You were close Coff with your KitKat one
1st place goes to Brickhistory with
Soldier leaning forward:
"Open the pod bay doors, Hal."
2nd and a close run thing goes to FinelyChopped with
Soldier leaning forward: "Waddaya mean, start pedalling?"
And 3rd place goes to Morton with that bane of parents lives..
"Are we there yet?"
Over to you Brick
You were close Coff with your KitKat one
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Raw material!
Not an entry - but this link should provide a rich seam of suitable pics...
North Korea Puts Its War Machine on Display
North Korea Puts Its War Machine on Display
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Ok, according to the manual, it says turn the key and the engine should start.
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Hmmm grab handles and a pair of flesh coloured male sex toys mounted on the overhead console, I think im going to enjoy flying these, Boeing thinks of everything.
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Hmmm grab handles and a pair of flesh coloured male sex toys mounted on the overhead console, I think im going to enjoy flying these, Boeing thinks of everything.
After watching "Snakes on a Plane", the flightcrew were understandably distracted...
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They say when you get on these, you're on them for the rest of your career, hence the added pensioners overhead grab handles...
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Excuse me....does anyone here know how to land a plane?
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Dad was Army. He said he sat in some plane once, but it didn't go anywhere...if only he could see me now eh?
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Can anyone else here play the role of Flight Engineer, WITHOUT READING THE GODAMN MANUAL???
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Dad was Army. He said he sat in some plane once, but it didn't go anywhere...if only he could see me now eh?
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Can anyone else here play the role of Flight Engineer, WITHOUT READING THE GODAMN MANUAL???
