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Private, middle left: "Skipper, take the bridge. The tunnel will be chaos this time of the day"
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First day of shooting for the big budget, Hollywood remake of The Dambusters.
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Sir, I know this is not the time, but the "Gaydar" display on the console is going haywire!"
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"Sorry...how many Air Miles was it?"
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First day of shooting for the big budget, Hollywood remake of The Dambusters.
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Sir, I know this is not the time, but the "Gaydar" display on the console is going haywire!"
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"Sorry...how many Air Miles was it?"
So this is where Boeing got the idea for the Dreamliners 40% bigger cabin windows
Thought we had inflight catering, how will the hostie get the trolly down the aisle? Stupid boy the tupperware box under your seat next to the life vest and in flight entertainment controller?
What do you think, this is a holiday flight!
Soldier leaning forward, 'Did you see that Jaguar we overtook on the way down'
Sound off from the front
Nutloose here, Buster present, Coffman ok, Fox3 yo, BEagle tallyho, Lightning go, Sasless correct, Biggles, Biggles where are you? voice from the back, I'm with Algie
Thought we had inflight catering, how will the hostie get the trolly down the aisle? Stupid boy the tupperware box under your seat next to the life vest and in flight entertainment controller?
What do you think, this is a holiday flight!
Soldier leaning forward, 'Did you see that Jaguar we overtook on the way down'
Sound off from the front
Nutloose here, Buster present, Coffman ok, Fox3 yo, BEagle tallyho, Lightning go, Sasless correct, Biggles, Biggles where are you? voice from the back, I'm with Algie
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"We're all doomed"
"Which one of you knows how to heat up the pies?"
"Well it certainly isn't the British Army, they'd never put an officer at the controls of an aircraft."
"Which one of you knows how to heat up the pies?"
"Well it certainly isn't the British Army, they'd never put an officer at the controls of an aircraft."
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(Shatner voice) There's......a thing.....on....the........wing!......we're .........all going.........to die!
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How come your the only one with a parachute?
Don't mean to be telling you your job old boy, but shouldn't your hands be in the 10 and 2 O clock positions?
Any chance of an upgrade to first class?
Don't mean to be telling you your job old boy, but shouldn't your hands be in the 10 and 2 O clock positions?
Any chance of an upgrade to first class?