Caption competition

[Arm out the window]

"To go up, I push the bar down. To go down, I push the bar up. To roll left or right, I ... I ... , ah f@#k it!"

[Rocket2]

John Edgley's initial design for the new Optica Mk VI seemed to be lacking in detail

[jwcook]

The aiming reticule was fantastic mused Pierre, unfortunately there wasn't any weight margin left for the gun.

[NutLoose]

Ok, I get the stop gap idea and I congratulate you for thinking of it, but how do I drop the sonobouy?

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Yes, yes...I realise making the entire thing out of Cardboard is inherently stealthy, but there's a problem your Dreamland design department in the Nevada desert may have overlooked.

[toptobottom]

Pierre was stumped. Nobody told him the new glass cockpit needed a USB adapter for his 16GB SD Card.

[CoffmanStarter]

Last orders please ... Judging tomoz 09:00 BST

[NutLoose]

Pierre demonstrates the latest French aircraft the L'mon Juicer mk1

[ShyTorque]

This time Pierre, the Famous French Fighter pilot, aiming for the coveted "Double, Double Top", was a little disappointed to score a mere pair of Bullseyes.

Or:

"BULLSEYE! Now where's me goldfish"?

[brickhistory]

Craft's owner: "But that's a priceless Farman!"

Pierre: "Not any more..."

[airborne_artist]

"And the great thing is that it makes the Wiggins Aerodyne look almost graceful."

[ShyTorque]

MOD procurement department food processor, delivered slightly late but on budget.

[EyesFront]

Make it ugly enough and the ground will repel it...

[Buster Hyman]

Pierre needed to add a little more pixie dust & Wonder Womans invisible plane would be ready!

[CoffmanStarter]

Judging time ...

Well done everyone ... good to see some new call signs having a go

1st ... RBG with ...

Major Won Kee was not looking forward to telling the Beloved Leader that his only combat aircraft would be lucky to reach the airfield boundary, let alone Washington.

2nd ... F3WMB with ...

BAe non-exec Director: "How on earth does that fly?" BAe CEO "It doesn't, and doesn't need to. We make all our money in the development phase!"

3rd ... WO with ...

Screw the rest of the performance figures, it's roll rate is incredible!

You Have Control Rather Be Gardening ... PM on it's way



Best regards ...

Coff.

[Rather be Gardening]

Thanks Coff! Here we go ......

[Buster Hyman]

Hello Kabul. We're from the Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints...

(Who is it btw?)

[Tupperware Pilot]

Tinky Winky says to Dipsy and Laa-Laa "have you guys seen Po?"

[Surplus]

You get a better class of suicide vest at Gieves and Hawkes.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"Imshi! Abdul, fire the RPG!!!"

"Don't be stupid Mustafa, If he gets into power he'll destroy Britain far faster than we can!"