Caption competition
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Skipper ... sorry but I've screwed up the Weight & Balance numbers ... it would seem the CofG is directly under your seat 
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Avoid imitations
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Oi, Nav -if you're so sure of our position, why is that coral reef ahead above us?
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"And if I push this lever so, we jettison the annoying 1 Star sitting in the supernumerary position out through the floor... Voila"
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'Where's that voice coming from...I can hardly understand the accent... I think it said "made by unit 1501 of the Korean People's Army"...'
(doffs cap to Satellite Driver
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(doffs cap to Satellite Driver
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This is what happens when the Defense Minister who is on a ride along flight, stands in the doorway and says, "I want you to know that your well being is my No 1 priority".
What the cockpit looks like when heard over the intercom is the following:
"Well boys you have all screwed me, so one of you is the father of my baby."
"Well boys you have all screwed me, so one of you is the father of my baby."
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Skipper ... I've just fired up my LapTop and it says it's found new "Hardware" and do I want to configure it ? Something about a Galaxy Starlifter C141 ... any clues 
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