Caption competition
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In a desperate attemp to win the competition, MPN11 tried firing as many barrels as possible before the judging deadline.
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"This is a good start. The helmet-mounted sights and NVG will come later, thanks to Herr Zeiss."
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"it works brilliantly, Herr Leutnant. We go into a vertical tailslide at 10,000 feet, spray their trenches with gunfire, and then try to recover at 3,000 feet. it takes a brave pilot to do that." 
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Austria leads the World in Schrage-Muzak.
(if I guess the identity correctly)
(if I guess the identity correctly)
As MPN11 seems to have fallen asleep or run out of offerings....here's the Verdict!
Honorable Mention: MPN11 (the odds were with his placing....somehow!)
"We had a problem on the Squadron with Rodents, so I asked the QM for a Mouser: I think he's a bit Deaf!"
Almost Made It....goes to Andytug for his post of: "You've heard of the Chicago Piano? Well zis ist ze Hamburg Harmonica!"
The Winner....is Shy Torque with...."Loading Magazines for zis is just like being in bett with ze Missus....Two Hours of Foreplay zen just Ten Seconds of der Banging!"
Over to you Shy!
Honorable Mention: MPN11 (the odds were with his placing....somehow!)
"We had a problem on the Squadron with Rodents, so I asked the QM for a Mouser: I think he's a bit Deaf!"
Almost Made It....goes to Andytug for his post of: "You've heard of the Chicago Piano? Well zis ist ze Hamburg Harmonica!"
The Winner....is Shy Torque with...."Loading Magazines for zis is just like being in bett with ze Missus....Two Hours of Foreplay zen just Ten Seconds of der Banging!"
Over to you Shy!
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Respect to Shy and andytug ... I gave it my best (multiple) shots 
You reckon Shy is talking out of school?
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Jeez that was a quicky.
Not an entry.
Not an entry.
Avoid imitations
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SASless,
Many thanks - I'm honoured to be twice a winner this year (makes up for the last five)!
Here's one from about that long ago:
Many thanks - I'm honoured to be twice a winner this year (makes up for the last five)!
Here's one from about that long ago:
After the RSM counseled him....Smyth seemed to put his Ass on his shoulders!
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A rare picture has emerged of the Irish mounted division out on manoeuvres.
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This reminds me of a police horse, it to has an ass on its back.
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Murphy was sure that he'd win his ticket out of here once he's proved to the RSM he really had got Assbergens syndrome...
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Private Lyons was thinking the General should be in front if conventional wisdom was to hold.