Caption competition
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OK Judging time...
In third place- Airborne artist
"And when you've had three children this is what it will look like".
In second place - Coffmanstarter
"They too wear wings."
And the worthy winner is
Nutloose
"Well, If I hadn't seen it I would never have believed it, I only thought the Jaguar flew slow enough to take a bird strike up the arse."
Take it away Nutloose
In third place- Airborne artist
"And when you've had three children this is what it will look like".
In second place - Coffmanstarter
"They too wear wings."
And the worthy winner is
Nutloose
"Well, If I hadn't seen it I would never have believed it, I only thought the Jaguar flew slow enough to take a bird strike up the arse."
Take it away Nutloose
He does seem to be the butt of a lot of jokes around here!
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It's rumoured he is fitted with an afterburner, too.
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Congratulations Buste.... Oh hang on, it's me, it's me, it's me 
Thank you
Ok on to the next competition, scoring next week unless it dies a death early.
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Thank you
Ok on to the next competition, scoring next week unless it dies a death early.
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"My Gramps seen starting the Army Pilot's traditional spurning of Metal Head Gear and the standard Infantry Officers keen interest in correcting that wild rebellious attitude!"
Buster to Nut Loose......"Wouldn't the Takeoff Roll be a lot shorter if we had an engine up front?"
Buster to Nut Loose......"Wouldn't the Takeoff Roll be a lot shorter if we had an engine up front?"
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Soldier, centre to pilot:
"Scuse me, Captain - we were just wondering.... we noticed you're not wearing a helmet..."
Pilot, left seat:
"Look pal - not sure where you lot think you're going - but we suicide dive bomber jockeys don't need helmets!"
Soldier, right seat:
"
Er, does this thing steer it?"
"Scuse me, Captain - we were just wondering.... we noticed you're not wearing a helmet..."
Pilot, left seat:
"Look pal - not sure where you lot think you're going - but we suicide dive bomber jockeys don't need helmets!"
Soldier, right seat:
"
Er, does this thing steer it?"
Evertonian
Dang! No engines...everyone make a humming noise!
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Gradually, the Sunday drive with the kids got worse as the tension escalated
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The cease fire's off? Can we stand down from
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Gradually, the Sunday drive with the kids got worse as the tension escalated
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The cease fire's off? Can we stand down from
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So exactly what happened to Duxfords yellow Tiger Moth sight seeing flights?
Skipper. You will have all noticed that the tug has gone tech, So well you have all seen the Fintstones feet through the floor and get running
Skipper. You will have all noticed that the tug has gone tech, So well you have all seen the Fintstones feet through the floor and get running
Soldier leaning forward
'Can I go to the toilet please'
Pilot
'For your comfort and safety Please ensure your seats and in the upright position, tray tables stowed and window blinds fully up'
'Can I go to the toilet please'
Pilot
'For your comfort and safety Please ensure your seats and in the upright position, tray tables stowed and window blinds fully up'
