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Old 31st Mar 2013, 11:19
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Do you think my bum looks big in this digital disruptive pattern combat kit
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Old 31st Mar 2013, 11:23
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@ #17337 ... Nurse Mr Fox3's medication is wearing off again shall I give him the blue pills ?
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Old 31st Mar 2013, 11:35
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Okay, that's the theory section complete. Now, once we get electricity in this God forsaken arse end of the Earth, I'll show you the true meaning of power that comes from the Commodore 64!
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Old 31st Mar 2013, 12:05
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"Of course all this means nothing Fatima, six months from now you will be back sitting back in your dark little mud hut, while multi million Pounds worth of Hi tech equipment will be sitting out in the sun slowly rotting away... At the same time a few in your society will be living the high life on all the gains of corruption and embezzlement from all the aid provided."

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Old 31st Mar 2013, 12:22
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"Quick!, the Boss is coming. Minimize the Pacman window"
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Old 31st Mar 2013, 14:33
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The game's called Where's Wally...which is a little like Where's Bin laden, only we don't blow the f**k out of Wally when we find him...
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Old 31st Mar 2013, 19:46
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Beancounter A shows Beancounter B how to drive a spreadsheet
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Old 31st Mar 2013, 19:53
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I dunno, Fatima, I'm sure I set the pitch, mixture, and throttle to take-off settings...
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Old 31st Mar 2013, 21:52
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"I'd take you shopping after this Fatima, but hoodies are forbidden in our local shopping centre."
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Old 1st Apr 2013, 00:12
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Now remember, when flying in formation with the male pilots, you need to be at least 10 metres behind them....
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Old 1st Apr 2013, 00:52
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That what they used to tell you Buster?...
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Old 1st Apr 2013, 07:04
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Oh camel pooh, yet another hairy approach. I must cut it fine to make it look like yours - smooth as a Brazilian.
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Old 2nd Apr 2013, 06:49
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I'll show you my cockpit if you show me yours.
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Old 2nd Apr 2013, 07:23
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Our Great Leader of the Post Male Supremacy (PMS) Republic preparing for a high tech drone strike on the evil United Kingdom of Great Britain.

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Old 2nd Apr 2013, 07:51
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We steered like this & in a few days, we landed at Christmas Island....simples. Now, I am general!
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Old 2nd Apr 2013, 08:42
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Hey ,that target looks a lot like the house of uncle Youssef.

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Old 2nd Apr 2013, 10:01
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"Okay Fatima, when we've finished here we'll nip down to the the stores to get you a new Beret, then I'll show you how to shape it properly".
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Old 2nd Apr 2013, 11:59
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Do I get my RPAS Wings now
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Old 2nd Apr 2013, 12:55
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Fatima and her colleague concentrated so hard on the task in hand that both completely failed to notice she was about to become the latest victim of the stealthy, ninja mutant, brain eating fruit bat.

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Old 2nd Apr 2013, 13:06
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Doris suddenly realised Fatima was a Scouser...from Burkha-on-Head...



*I apologise for that one...getting late here...
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