OK Judging time...
In third place- Airborne artist
"And when you've had three children this is what it will look like".
In second place - Coffmanstarter
"They too wear wings."
And the worthy winner is
Nutloose
"Well, If I hadn't seen it I would never have believed it, I only thought the Jaguar flew slow enough to take a bird strike up the arse."
Take it away Nutloose