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Old 21st Dec 2012, 08:34
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"Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just ..."
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Old 21st Dec 2012, 09:15
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Vajazzle you say ... no ... William doesn't like loose articles in the cockpit
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Old 21st Dec 2012, 09:21
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Sorry ma'am, security, you understand we have to frisk you, ...... PARADE ATTENTION.... Parade... Prepare to frisk...

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Old 21st Dec 2012, 09:47
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"Have you never played helicopter pilot? You have one hand on the cyclic and the other on the collective. Wills's is normally the collective and Harry's the cyclic."
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Old 21st Dec 2012, 10:14
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Yes ma'am, were a none racist multi cultural regiment, so yes you can tell Harry we accept Gingers.
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 03:51
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Lets see if we can get one in before Christmas, and no that's not a caption...

In third place, a week in the stocks for Coffmanstarter

"HRH learning how to deal with Brown Jobs before the birth"

In second, to the Tower with Tashengurt for

"Ya, so Wills was holding my hair back like this and I was like, Bleurgh!"

And off with Buster Hyman's head for

"So...where's this Major Hewitt everyone raves about?"

Happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year, hope it's a safe one, where ever you may be.

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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 06:45
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Congrats all ... Well done Buster I thought my "vajazzel" was going to trump your "Hewitt" ...
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 07:58
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Your third position may have something to do with my ignorance of vajazzles, which has just been corrected by an all-too-illuminating Google search.

Do people really do that?

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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 08:48
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An "Essex" export I understand old chap
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 08:51
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And off with Buster Hyman's head for

"So...where's this Major Hewitt everyone raves about?"

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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 09:51
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Why thank you...First pic for the new Mayan era...



(I think we've used it before but, its Christmas & we always get re-runs at Christmas!)
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 10:12
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The faithful Ppruners confidently awaited the long-predicted return of Slasher, although this was not specifically mentioned on the Mayan calender....
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 10:25
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"so...the War Office asked me to organise some think tanks on the Western Front.."
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 10:50
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"I dunno what it is, but it gives me the f#cking horn."

with apologies to Pete & Dud
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 11:16
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Slightly above glide path and right of centre line not correcting
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 11:22
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Latest discreet in ear headphones prove to be a boon in the January sales
or
In best panto voice "BEHIND YOU"
or
before photography the only way the paparazzi could get the latest juicy story
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 11:25
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Roger JUDY acknowledged ... Go get em Fox3 !
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Old 22nd Dec 2012, 11:35
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Owing to cut backs this year NORAD's Santa Tracker is a little more agricultural.
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"Say again, over."
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