Caption competition

[cynicalint]

"No sir, using the rating as a spare tyre on the car has not worked, so the subbie is calling his Grandma to authorise buying a new wheel, over"

[6Z3]

It started with an online rumour and ended with William hearing it first hand. "If you get a SAT at DISTEX you'll be offered CDS next"

[Lafyar Cokov]

Your Royal Highness, we are lost and this man has half of his leg missing, this is not the time for a shave!!

or


OK - I'll call the AA and you use your connections with the RAC - then we'll see who can get the CO's pick-up going first!!

[ix_touring]

OK, so its drive 'till we find the sea, then follow the beach, looking for a big grey ship...

or

...hello... China White? No its Wills, have you thought about rebranding as Columbian White? I know a guy who could help out with some promotional gear ;-0

iX

[pohm1]

Judging any time soon?

P1

[Cubanate]

"I don't think the Lt would be happy. Anyway, isn't one a bit young to be the next CDS?"

[sikeano]

I wonder who will win this

[daze_gone_buy]

"Granny - go short on Thales shares, I don't think we need any carriers, there are only three of us left, you may want a word with that Brown bloke as well!!

[622]

Still waiting......

[Brian Dixon]

The search team co-ordinates its next move to find C-Bert

[Level 28]

Off piste...

Guy on left "Bloody officers - why can't they talk to each other like normal people?"

[Affirmatron]

'So the man what drew the map owns the mushrooms!'

or

'Well Kate, the good news is I found the Golden Rivet, the bad news....'

or

'You're right Dad, they're not as good as the Heir Force'

or

'....and as a result, it's my turn in the barrel tonight.'

[Affirmatron]

..wsflash - Winner Announced - Newsflash - Winner Announced - Newsflash - Winner An..

In the absence of an official result, and to maintain this spectacular thread, I declare ME the winner (hurrah).

Here's the next for your hilarious quips and jokery....



Judging will be next Thursday (ps the ruder the better). C-Bert PM me if you want to take over the judging.

thanks for the heads up 6Z3, image now changed

[coley chaos]

"Hey dad?" says the boy next to his dad with the pink space hopper... "why the soldiers got short skirts on?"... "Dunno son" says a smiling dad....

"Must be to keep the flies away from the parade buffet after son"

"Daaaaddd!!"

[Flyingblind]

Welcome El Presidente Affimatron! Long may you reign!

And now down to business.

"In a vain attempt to quash foreign devil concerns over the forthcoming Beijing pollution issues, and whatever effect this may have on athletes performance during the Olympics'.

'The Chinese Peoples Government unveiled for the first time the heroic volunteers of the womens PLA, here they demonstrate their 'Mobile Army Nullification Precision Airborne Demonstration pollution Surveillance' (MANPADS) team during a recent exercise'.

ER OK.......Whats going on? First theres these Chinese ladies now theres this mob of Russian ladies?

Whats a chap to do if the pictures change......OK i get it, adapt to a.....keep up with.....if you can't.......



See you all later.

[The AvgasDinosaur]

"I say old chap make sure the Sahnt Major gets their knees right up when they get to the tenshun bit"
Said the commandant to his A-D-C
Be lucky
David

[ACW599]

In hindsight, it was clear that some aspects of the new selection process for prospective 32(TR) Squadron cabin crew were open to misinterpretation.

[brickhistory]

Do they make the CFM's in desert?

[Lafyar Cokov]

"Lovely to hear them whistling on the senior officer, Eh?".... "Errr thats just the wind getting under the skirts Admiral!"

[622]

BBC Springwatch gets a wrap on the knuckles after the 'live beaver shot' goes on air..

(Well, he did say the ruder the better...)