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Old 17th Dec 2012, 20:23
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If we time this right, you'll see the biggest muzzle flash EVA!!!!!
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Old 18th Dec 2012, 00:50
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look, its easy. All you need to do is aim along the crack....

SCORE! Hahahahahahahaha----->infinity...and...beyond!
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Old 18th Dec 2012, 01:53
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"5 rounds from the kneeling gobble position, in your own time ... go on!"
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Old 18th Dec 2012, 07:54
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I said to rest your weapon on piles of earth to help steady your aim ... not rest on Pte Jones's piles you clot !
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Old 18th Dec 2012, 09:28
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Fish, Fish I smell Fish!
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Old 18th Dec 2012, 09:35
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"Do I shut up about the magazine I'm still looking at or is he then going to shove that up my @rse too?..."

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Old 18th Dec 2012, 11:44
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Me hear tanks coming this way Kimosabe ...
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Old 18th Dec 2012, 12:29
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Sniper Jones was once again the last in the queue when the new inflatable rifle tripods were given out.
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Old 18th Dec 2012, 12:30
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Installation Art ... Entitled ...

"Cabbage patch dolls found in compromising positions"
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Old 18th Dec 2012, 15:40
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So you say the "sun shines out of you're ar$e" ... but I need more target illumination Pte Jenkins
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Old 18th Dec 2012, 17:27
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If your SAC suffers from Separation Anxiety, don't make too much of a fuss. Give him a couple of biscuits and encourage him to lie down quietly.
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Old 18th Dec 2012, 19:18
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...and when the Taliban approach, thinking its their lucky day, BANG! Right between their eyes!
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Old 18th Dec 2012, 21:26
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Let's finish this one off so we can squeeze another in before armageddon.

Third goes to Nutloose with
Cpl smith shows his multi tasking skills, shooting whilst f******ng some sense into Private Dilbert
Second to Temp Spike for
Gaylord, not telling plod his breech is open...and...plod wondering why it is.
But the winner, and I hope he's thoroughly ashamed of himself, is pohm1 with
Smithy broke his promise not to turn away before Billy shot
You owe me a keyboard.
Over to you.

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Old 18th Dec 2012, 23:42
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Congrats everyone

To think we could all be dead and gone before Buster wins another one.......
There IS a God
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Old 19th Dec 2012, 04:45
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On count back, I'm good with that.
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Old 19th Dec 2012, 06:40
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Congrats chaps ... NEXT !
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Old 19th Dec 2012, 12:03
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Thanks, can someone post a link to the first pic on this page. I'm a techno Luddite on my ipad!

Kate Middleton impresses on her first military engagement with proud husband William - Mirror Online

Cheers

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Old 19th Dec 2012, 12:15
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No prob
On the iPad hold finger on image, when menu comes up select copy address (picture) then select the image box above and paste it in after removing the http that is already in it, otherwise you would get http://http:// as the start of the address that would not work........hope that helps for when you win again



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Old 19th Dec 2012, 12:17
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"Urgghh, bloody Harry told me it was hair gel!"

P1

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Old 19th Dec 2012, 12:21
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Billy here would like to know if you would like to assist in his sniper training, as Smitthy his previous assistant wasn't very steady... Yes that ear should do..








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