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Old 17th Dec 2012, 00:01
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I said go down to the butts and get some practice in
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Old 17th Dec 2012, 00:08
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Old 17th Dec 2012, 01:14
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Everyone was happy with the recoil...

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Marty the Marksman found that his accuracy improved when he deployed his customised tri-pod.

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You don't want to know what he uses to gauge the wind direction!
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Old 17th Dec 2012, 02:00
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Gaylord, not telling plod his breech is open...and...plod wondering why it is.
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Old 17th Dec 2012, 07:16
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Clipped the Outer Ring Corporal ?
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Old 17th Dec 2012, 07:20
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Cpl Jones of the Rimming Platoon takes aim
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Old 17th Dec 2012, 07:37
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Bu99er I shot him in the ear
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Old 17th Dec 2012, 07:57
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Cpl Bloogs waits for promised day that female snipers are finaly allowed
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Old 17th Dec 2012, 08:46
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Hurry and fire that thing - I really, really need to fart!

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look, its easy. All you need to do is aim along the crack....
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Old 17th Dec 2012, 11:21
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Silver and Bronze medalists combine to take aim at the Gold medal winner
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Old 17th Dec 2012, 11:26
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One more reason to let girls into the ARMY's frontline positions.
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Old 17th Dec 2012, 12:31
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Crikey I can hear his pulse throbbing quite hard
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Old 17th Dec 2012, 12:51
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Man underneath "You are supposed to sit on your helmet, not stuff it in your Y-fronts".
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Old 17th Dec 2012, 12:52
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If you stick a broomstick up my arse you'd have a great way of cleaning the foresight.
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Old 17th Dec 2012, 16:31
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"Hold it in for another while, then on the count of three we both send it..."
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Old 17th Dec 2012, 19:00
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Pike seemed appeared to have a real fondness for his Battle Buddy!
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Old 17th Dec 2012, 19:37
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That's not heat haze, sorry I just farted....


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Captain Mainwaring I can hear them, those damn Germans are tunnelling
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Old 17th Dec 2012, 19:51
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If I run out of ammo, you moon them, OK?





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Old 17th Dec 2012, 20:00
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Puuuull!!!!!
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The Royal Engineers put their builders crack to good use.
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