Caption competition

[pohm1]

Lets see if we can get one in before Christmas, and no that's not a caption...

In third place, a week in the stocks for Coffmanstarter

"HRH learning how to deal with Brown Jobs before the birth"

In second, to the Tower with Tashengurt for

"Ya, so Wills was holding my hair back like this and I was like, Bleurgh!"

And off with Buster Hyman's head for

"So...where's this Major Hewitt everyone raves about?"

Happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year, hope it's a safe one, where ever you may be.

P1