Overheard long ago on the intercom of a Sunderland, somewhere in the S Pacific ;
`Captain to Signaller `
`Signaller,Sah?`
`Siggy,I`d like you to send a message to HQ to tell them ,I do believe I`ve spotted the crash site of Amelia Earhart`s aircraft down there,and there`s a washing line with ladies` unmentionables` on it`.Be a good chap and send it in code by one of your pigeons,as we don`t want the Yanks to know yet`.....