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Ha ha ... I spy the special mod for a Calvary Officer on the Apache ... REINS ! (just above the gunners sensor turret)
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So much for "What happens in Vegas....Stays in Vegas!"!
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OK Harry we've been crewed together for you're entire tour out here. We will be flying all our ops in this airframe. Now there are a couple of specific mods I need to brief you on. First, you're front co-pilot/gunners cockpit is now equipped with a Martin Baker Zero Zero bang seat. Second, this Black & Yellow handle is my command ejection lever ... I'm sure you can now join the dots on what will happen should we encounter a potential Escape and Evasion scenario. Any questions ?
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Now Capt Wales, I know this isn't Las Vegas but you must remember
everything you do is recorded on video so please keep your clothes
on this time, regardless of how excited you get !
everything you do is recorded on video so please keep your clothes
on this time, regardless of how excited you get !
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And another thing Capt Wales ... if you run out of ammo and offensive stores ... Low Level Mooning is not a recognised form of tactical engagement 
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Ok and as you see we can select multiple magnifications on the weapons delivery screen, see that's 10x.... 20x.... 50x..... Ohhh errr... we appear to be looking across the apron into the WRAC's showers....... How do we bring up 100x magnification?
Laddy....Longbow is not your personal call sign....it is the type Apache I'm gonna be riding you around in!
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Following his briefing Capt Wales texts his brother ...
How's it hangin blood. Me arrived AFG and me crib is phat. Apache is slammin kit innit. Off to nark the minging Taliban ... wicked. Laters bro. Hazzer.
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"Press a button to fire, you said? Doesn't one have a man who does that for one? Who....whaddaya mean, that's ME?"